A Giant Extension

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The Jolly Greene Giant has recently announced that he has signed an extension with the Toronto Legion until season 82. This will put the Giant in Toronto for the rest of his career, unless he gets traded. "The move just makes sense," says the Giant's agent. "The Giant likes playing in Toronto and he loves his teammates. We see potential in the team moving forward and Toronto obviously wants our talents, so the warm and fuzzy feelings were mutual for both sides." 

 

The Giant looks to improve on a team that is already stacked with future star defensemen. Toronto missed out on playoffs last season, but they're definitely hoping that they will make it back in this season. "The Giant thinks they will, and that he will be a large reason why," says the agent. "Expect a lot more offense from the Giant and from the Legion in general. Also, #WinForRookie."

 

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