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Moher Marriage Update


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IT'S STILL HAPPENING

 

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - HC Davos Dynamo goaltender Lennox Moher is scheduled to be married on August 16. There has been zero deviation from the plan to this point, and everything is proceeding normally - for the time being.  Tonight, Moher heads to a meeting with another married couple to discuss a marriage inventory of 150+ questions regarding the respective spouse's drinking, drug-taking ability, gambling habits, etc. He got a sneak peak into his future spouse's answers, and the verdict was:

 

NOT GREAT.

 

Katrina thinks you gamble too much.

 

Lennox response: "So what if I bet $500 on ND Women's basketball in the NCAA championship? The spread was great [or so he thought], and I coulda made some majorrrrr cheese. Anyway, we don't even have a joint bank account."

 

Katrina thinks you've displayed some issues with drinking.

 

Lennox response: "This probably goes back to a few years back when I embarrassed her at her work function. She had to come find me in the ghetto of Chicago. But I was only two years out of college. 24 year olds will be 24 year olds. That's a saying."

 

Katrina thinks you're selfish sexually.

 

Lennox response: "I've got no response for that."

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