Weird Times In Vanny (For Tucker, That Is)

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Well, in Season 75, Henry Tucker was drafted 26th overall by the Wolves. Who made those selections? @Beaviss & @Spence King. Flash forward 1 season, and Spence is AGMing San Diego, while Beav has resigned. So, now who’s the GM and AGM? @fonziGG and @Sixersfan594.  So in just one season, no one who drafted Tucker is still around. Crazy, right? I still got the contract that they signed me to, though. However, I used all of it on a First Gen Reroll, so now I’m a much more effective player, and I have 70 in Fighting, so that’s good. I’d like to give a special shout-out to fonzi for not responding in enough time, so I could put down 70 for Fighting. But at least he woke up quickly enough to get my scoring to 98.

 

Speaking of scoring, in yesterday’s game against DC, something very special happened. Here’s Vancouver’s commentator, Play BiPlay.

 

“Ladrian skated up the ice, dumps it off to Adrienne, Adrienne finds Tucker streaking down the ice, wide-open! Tucker has a 1-on-1!!! Tucker shoots, Tucker scores! Goooooooalllllllll!!!! Henry Tucker’s first career goal in a Vancouver Wolves uniform as Vanny ties it up, 3-3!}

 

For the record, when I say “streaking down the ice”, I do not mean that Henry was skating on the rink without clothes on. Then, in the 2nd period, Tucker got another first.

 

”Adrienne’s behind the net. Quick pass to Tucker. Tucker Skates, and slides one through the defense to Su! Su jukes one defender, runs over another, fired a backhand and it!s goooood! Gooooooalllllll!!! Andrew Su with his 10th goal of the season and Henry Tucker has his first ever assist! And the Wolves take a commanding 6-3 lead!”

 

How inspiring. That’s it for today, bye.

 

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