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@Banackock's press conference question got me thinking of a memorable question, so I turned it into Storytime with KnighTime Studios:

 

My loser brother @Knight failed to do his homework (I was Gr 8 he was Gr 5) and he invited his friend over. My mum wouldn't let him play with his friend until he had done all his school work so I was forced to babysit him.

 

He had never ridden a scooter before So I took him to the park to teach him. I was on a skateboard. on the way home, he cut me off so instead of crashing into him, or just to the left into oncoming traffic I jumped to the grass on my right, but I landed on my skateboard and broke my leg. I heard the fucking snap. I knew immediately it was broken.

 

I yelled at him to go get my parents. They didn't believe me so he came back and told me that they said just come home. I told him that I wasn't fucking around and to tell them to pick me up. Knowing I was on my own, I lay on my skateboard and started to push myself down the street. In the distance I saw my brother's friend yet again running towards me... this time carrying a pair of my crutches from a year earlier where I was hospitalize with Osteomyelitis in my other leg... they apparently thought I was being a drama queen.

 

When I finally go home and after icing it for 20 minutes only when my mum saw my leg misshapen did she believe me. The worst part? My brother's friend got to do the Easter Egg Hunt in my place. Fucking Easter...

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1 minute ago, Eynhallow said:

Whoooa, man.  That hurts.

My Easter sadness is that, to this day I haven't seen my daughter and her family for 14 months.  They only live 200 km away..............sadness

 

That's way sadder! :( Mine is just really all in a day in the life of a child lol

 

Stay strong and let's pray for some better days my friend. 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Phil said:

 

That's way sadder! :( Mine is just really all in a day in the life of a child lol

 

Stay strong and let's pray for some better days my friend. 

 

 

Thank-you. bro' (?).  I am just a passenger on this ride.  The upside to all this is that I get to use some of my Canada-wide LD.

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