The Seabasstard Crashes the draft

[Seabass 593]

 

 

Draft day is an exciting day for everyone. The players and their families assemble in the stands to see the start of many future VHL careers. Players usually stay seated until hopefully one of the VHL GMs call their name at the podium. This year there was someone unexpected in the stands throwing off the mood as the Moscow Menace's The Seabasstard showed up to the draft all hammered and was having a little too much fun in the stands during the draft. 

 

Leading up to the draft itself Moscow GM @Spartan announced that he had made a trade where he had acquired the draft's 1st overall selection from the Los Angeles Stars. The Camera clearly panned over to the crowd where you could see Seabasstard who stood up on a chair to cheer.

 

"We got 1st overall, wooo you guys can fuckin' suck it cus we #1!  

-The Seabasstard

 

Then later on when Spartan finally took the stage to draft Papa Emeritus @Beketov , The Seabasstard went wild chugging two beers at once and decided to tear his shirt off. 

 

"We got our man in net... it's fucken beautiful we got a good thing going and um we needed a goalie to make up our core and we fucken got it!  Lets go get ourselves a cup now. We're gonna make this league our bitch. We're gonna kill it!"

 

The Seabasstard was then escorted out of the arena by security shortly after the big D-man Zdeno Chara was selected by the Menace with the 20th overall pick. As by then he was getting too rowdy and the still shirtless Seabasstard, was seen getting kicked out for hitting on Poopy Peepants mother, flexing for her and making her feel uncomfortable.

 

"Mrs. Peepants is so damn fine, it was worth it."

-The Seabasstard