AJW 2,219 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 The Hounds are the best That is definetly true Stay mad you haters The Rush suck a lot They only have 7 players But DomG is cute Halifax cheating Their players paid STHS for stats That is so mental Philly needs to chill They think they run the Eastern 31 Gdiff lol sad Ottawa ain't bad Thought they would be garbage year We alums are proud Here is a shocker Mexico is kinda good Trenton is da GOAT Miami is trash They should be doing better WTF happened Minnesota sucks S78 Founder's Cup finalists Laine is depressed The bulls are so lost I feel bad to even bash Rebuild year for sure The reason I made haiku's is because I am classified as the VHL's finest writer. I could have gotten my degree in writing but instead I just wrote the course for many universities across the world. I am sorry if I missed your team, just did some main ones I like. bigAL, Dom and Ledge 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/106665-a-couple-haikus-about-the-m/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadthrasher 1,692 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, ajwllmsn said: I am sorry if I missed your team, just did some main ones I like. The fact that San Diego isn’t one of the main ones you like is both shocking and appalling. Here’s my haiku: You really messed up Skipping over the Marlins But don’t you worry Marlins are super and need no poems from you our feelings aren’t hurt Next time you write stuff Make sure it includes one thing THE San Diego AJW 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/106665-a-couple-haikus-about-the-m/#findComment-865402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW 2,219 Posted August 3, 2021 Author Share Posted August 3, 2021 1 minute ago, thadthrasher said: The fact that San Diego isn’t one of the main ones you like is both shocking and appalling. Here’s my haiku: You really messed up Skipping over the Marlins But don’t you worry Marlins are super and need no poems from you our feelings aren’t hurt Next time you write stuff Make sure it includes one thing THE San Diego Respectable thadthrasher 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/106665-a-couple-haikus-about-the-m/#findComment-865403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishy 1,757 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 2 hours ago, ajwllmsn said: They only have 7 players this is 8 syllables 2 hours ago, ajwllmsn said: Their players paid STHS for stats this is 10 2 hours ago, ajwllmsn said: S78 Founder's Cup finalists this is... not 7 syllables so you're right. just a couple haikus Juice, AJW and bigAL 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/106665-a-couple-haikus-about-the-m/#findComment-865418 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW 2,219 Posted August 4, 2021 Author Share Posted August 4, 2021 7 hours ago, fishy said: this is 8 syllables this is 10 this is... not 7 syllables so you're right. just a couple haikus I will softly punch you Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/106665-a-couple-haikus-about-the-m/#findComment-865477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishy 1,757 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 4 hours ago, ajwllmsn said: I will softly punch you if you're gonna classify yourself as the VHL's finest writer, at least get the poem structure right AJW 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/106665-a-couple-haikus-about-the-m/#findComment-865502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigAL 2,176 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 It was such a tease putting a correct haiku first, you just hoped everyone stopped counting syllables after that one eh? Doesn’t matter, got poem. AJW and fishy 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/106665-a-couple-haikus-about-the-m/#findComment-865509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice 641 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 17 hours ago, ajwllmsn said: The Rush suck a lot Dom and AJW 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/106665-a-couple-haikus-about-the-m/#findComment-865526 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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