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The Hounds are the best

That is definetly true

Stay mad you haters

 

The Rush suck a lot

They only have 7 players

But DomG is cute

 

Halifax cheating

Their players paid STHS for stats

That is so mental

 

Philly needs to chill

They think they run the Eastern

31 Gdiff lol sad

 

Ottawa ain't bad

Thought they would be garbage year

We alums are proud

 

Here is a shocker

Mexico is kinda good

Trenton is da GOAT

 

Miami is trash

They should be doing better

WTF happened

 

Minnesota sucks

S78 Founder's Cup finalists

Laine is depressed

 

The bulls are so lost

I feel bad to even bash

Rebuild year for sure

 

The reason I made haiku's is because I am classified as the VHL's finest writer. I could have gotten my degree in writing but instead I just wrote the course for many universities across the world. I am sorry if I missed your team, just did some main ones I like. :)

 

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, ajwllmsn said:

I am sorry if I missed your team, just did some main ones I like.

The fact that San Diego isn’t one of the main ones you like is both shocking and appalling. 
 

Here’s my haiku:

 

You really messed up

Skipping over the Marlins

But don’t you worry

 

Marlins are super

and need no poems from you 

our feelings aren’t hurt


Next time you write stuff

Make sure it includes one thing

THE San Diego

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, thadthrasher said:

The fact that San Diego isn’t one of the main ones you like is both shocking and appalling. 
 

Here’s my haiku:

 

You really messed up

Skipping over the Marlins

But don’t you worry

 

Marlins are super

and need no poems from you 

our feelings aren’t hurt


Next time you write stuff

Make sure it includes one thing

THE San Diego

 

 

 

 

 

Respectable 

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2 hours ago, ajwllmsn said:

They only have 7 players

this is 8 syllables

 

2 hours ago, ajwllmsn said:

Their players paid STHS for stats

this is 10

 

2 hours ago, ajwllmsn said:

S78 Founder's Cup finalists

this is... not 7 syllables

 

so you're right. just a couple haikus :P

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7 hours ago, fishy said:

this is 8 syllables

 

this is 10

 

this is... not 7 syllables

 

so you're right. just a couple haikus :P

I will softly punch you

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It was such a tease putting a correct haiku first, you just hoped everyone stopped counting syllables after that one eh? Doesn’t matter, got poem. 

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