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After going on a slight dry stint with many pointless games with his team struggling, Cabe has made the difficult decision to enter rehab and stop his use of crack cocaine. Even though the substances appeared to have adversely positive affects in the short term, it appears Cabes physical condition has deteriorated due to not eating enough. Cabe will now return to his normal diet and attempt to find new ways to increase his energy and stamina on ice. In a recent interview Cabe has stated he has experimented drinking his own semen to see if he can find a good stimulus for his pre game routine. His unorthodox methods have stirred up some criticism of Cabe many wishing he'd just do normal shit for once. Nevertheless, Cabes production appears to finally be on an upward trend and for the sake of the Riga Reign he better hope it stays that way.

[AJW 1,805]

Very interesting read

[bigAL 2,176]

40 minutes ago, Red said:

many wishing he'd just do normal shit for once

me

[Shindigs 1,771]

10 hours ago, Red said:

attempt to find new ways to increase his energy and stamina on ice.

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