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''Fan of Chicago Phoenix, London United, and D.C Dragons''

 


One sucks, second is terrible
Last one is not even comparable
When I watch them play
Soon I want to turn the other way
Spending money on tickets
All you hear is crickets
Where are all the fans
I must be in a trans
I should have staid at home
This is like watching burning Rome
At least beer is cheap
If only the mugs were mine to keep
Down by three after first
Luckily I have beer to cool my thirst
Down by five after second
Time to go home someone reckoned
Terrible hockey is all I get
This evening I want to forget
If I leave the game early
Perhaps I'm not too drunk to get on top of Shirley
Better get going
I can feel a semi growing
Paying this much for a ride
I hope she lets me inside
I knock on the door
Shirley doesn't reckonize me anymore
I start walking home alone
I wish I had a good team of my own
Sucks to lose all the time
These teams are well past their prime
Maybe next year will be better
I think my pants feel wetter
I drank too much
The back of my pants I touch
Yep it's poop
With my hand I try to scoop
Easier to just remove my pants
Lets hope I don't hear any chants
I walk home alone
I wish I had a good team of my own

 

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