jRuutu 2,464 Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 ''Fan of Chicago Phoenix, London United, and D.C Dragons'' One sucks, second is terrible Last one is not even comparable When I watch them play Soon I want to turn the other way Spending money on tickets All you hear is crickets Where are all the fans I must be in a trans I should have staid at home This is like watching burning Rome At least beer is cheap If only the mugs were mine to keep Down by three after first Luckily I have beer to cool my thirst Down by five after second Time to go home someone reckoned Terrible hockey is all I get This evening I want to forget If I leave the game early Perhaps I'm not too drunk to get on top of Shirley Better get going I can feel a semi growing Paying this much for a ride I hope she lets me inside I knock on the door Shirley doesn't reckonize me anymore I start walking home alone I wish I had a good team of my own Sucks to lose all the time These teams are well past their prime Maybe next year will be better I think my pants feel wetter I drank too much The back of my pants I touch Yep it's poop With my hand I try to scoop Easier to just remove my pants Lets hope I don't hear any chants I walk home alone I wish I had a good team of my own Shindigs and Spartan 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/114924-end-rhyming-with-jr/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,564 Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 its ok u can become a vancouver fan jRuutu 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/114924-end-rhyming-with-jr/#findComment-903049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,464 Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Nykonax said: its ok u can become a vancouver fan Become? Spoiler Nykonax 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/114924-end-rhyming-with-jr/#findComment-903050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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