The true talent of Paul Atreides

[OrbitingDeath 3,183]

Paul Atreides is a man of many talents. In five full seasons with the Moscow Menace he shot exactly 2000 times on goal, only had one negative plus/minus season and even that one was just a minus one. He scored 179 goals, he got 229 assists. So his 408 points in 306 games is more as 1.1 point per game and while doing this he only was in the penalty box for a maximum of 128 minutes (assuming the powerplays got scored on us). He blocked 146 shots, he scored 24 game winners. Out of all his goals 32 of them where on the powerplay and he even managed to score one shorthanded. And that's only the regular season. If we also count the playoffs he is even better. We can add 18 goals and 24 assists, so a nice 1.3 points per game and if you think 1 shorthanded goal in 360 games was already nice, he managed to score 2 short handed goals in the few playoff games he had comparingly. What can't the guy do?

 

But these are just some hockey numbers, the true talent of Paul Atreides is that despite his jihad having killed sixty billion people in the entire universe, that the guy still can sleep at night. I for one, applaud a talent like this.  
 

@Mr_Hatter

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