The Board Game Clue On Skates Is Unable To Experience Because It Is A Board Game

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“It looks like it’s seen better days”

 

“It looks even worse than before”

 

“Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe a fairly small inanimate object attached to a pair of fairly expensive ice skates is 1) a waste of money, 2) a waste of some nice hockey skates and 3) just generally an ill-thought out idea?”

 

The saying goes that sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me, but this is only 50% true in the case of The Board Game Clue on Skates as board games do not have bones to break. However, depending on the size, shape and weight of said sticks and stones, they may ultimately wind up denting, perforating or damaging the structural integrity of the cardboard shell that The Board Game Clue On Skates does not call its body as it is a board game that is incapable of effectively giving itself a description through standard human means. However, the fact that it is a Board Game does mean that it is going to be unaffected mentally heading into its rookie season by the amount of dissenting opinions currently being thrown around about its horrible play.

 

Heading into the World Juniors Cup, there was a lot of expectation surrounding The Board Game Clue on Skates and for good reason, as it had recorded the third highest amount of goals in the VHLE in Season 82. However, these goals were scored as a result of envy and jealousy of its teammates, who were hitting several shots a game at full force at The Board Game Clue on Skates, leading to it scoring a lot of goals through deflections. When the off-season was reached however, the VHL (under pressure from league advertiser Hasbro) made a rule that would effectively limit the number of shots per game hit in the general direction of The Board Game Clue on Skates. As a result, The Board Game Clue on Skates went from a scoring sensation to a board game that, for some reason, had some skates attached to it overnight as its performances in the WJC were a stark contrast to the ones we had seen in the VHLE the season prior.

 

So with these rule changes, what can we actually expect from The Board Game Clue of Skates heading into its rookie season? We asked one scout about the matter and he said “Absolute shit”.

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10 hours ago, MubbleFubbles said:

We asked one scout about the matter and he said “Absolute shit”.

Guessing this was the same scout that wrote the PSR on BGCS?

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9 hours ago, Shindigs said:

Guessing this was the same scout that wrote the PSR on BGCS?

Unfortunately that scout couldn't be reached for comment, since he discovered his wife in bed with BGCS he has moved out of the hockey circle and is now currently a line worker at Asmodee Editions tasked with making a board game that can compete with BGCS

 

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41 minutes ago, MubbleFubbles said:

Unfortunately that scout couldn't be reached for comment, since he discovered his wife in bed with BGCS he has moved out of the hockey circle and is now currently a line worker at Asmodee Editions tasked with making a board game that can compete with BGCS

 

BGCS really is the bad...boardgame? of this draft class. What will it do next?