one hundred percent accurate mock draft.

[rory 1,996]

this is literally the easiest, most garbage article any person can write. Because I am so mega brain and can literally write nonsense for sixteen players, at one hundred words each I can literally retire to pension from an article that makes Beketov's hatred of multi claims justified. From my gigantic brain for the Victory Hockey League scene, I will correctly predict every single draft pick. However, my genius cannot comprehend some trades that are as lopsided as to when Minion traded a first for a second, so I will instead end my article after five hundred words and post the other picks in the subsequent weeks.

 

1. Napoleon Dynamite - The number one question you have to ask is if you're LA is who Davos wants to pick at #2. Because of an awful total rebuild LA needs literally everything, and with two of everything realistically being on the board, and justifiable to go first, you just have to counterpick Alex. Davos has an absolute dynamite future D core. Teekirque, Yasilievich, and Thunder are absolute studs, combined with Tavau their D core is set for at least S84 and S85, so Murray is eliminated from contention. Realistically, Davos does need an all star goalie that is a guarantee, but after drafting 3 goalers in the past 2 seasons and trading for a fourth, it would be FOOLISH for them to draft a goaler at 2. Which leaves Davos preferring a forward, so LA selects Wesley's dad first. I didn't write anything about the player here, and I really don't care. Everything you could possibly say about a recreate is just an ego boost and they don't need them.

 

2. Dogwood Maple - Davos needs a forward, specifically a center, and Dogwood Maple has the best build for somebody that seems willing to apply in faceoffs. The tossup here is between Dogwood and Cobalt Burns, but I think the edge is based on Maple's sim league pedigree. Theirs always the inherit risk of an affiliate player going ghost, which has happened many times in the VHL, but with his similar success in his SBA career I think Maple is a good selection.

 

3. Art Vandelay - LA fills their most apparent hole with a player that can start for them this season and get their experience in at the CRYPTO.COM ice. I was going to make a joke based on LOL you named ur character after a television character but i named my character after a video game character. I was further going to joke that it was a boomer television show, but I think team fortress 2 is literally older then some VHLM gms. There is definitely a tossup between Dmax and Gus, and burning a year of depreciation for another shit development season may not be super wise for the Stars, the question then becomes if Dmax will spend another 8 in Los Angeles.

 

4. Noodles Marconi - Helsinki doesn't really any needs so I will be kinda surprised if they retain

[Gaikoku-hito 2,259]

Interesting take on the top four in the draft and I agree I can see this happening as LA can walk away with the best forward and the tender that they need while also bumping the defenders down meaning at 17th they will have a very good defender prospect still available to them. But I also have them possibly going Defender and Tender giving up the top forward in the draft. This comes down to preference but they can really mix the draft up starting at the first selection forcing Davos to reconsider their pick and most likely reach down as you mention.

 

Bring on the chaos!!

 

[rory 1,996]

the VHL alt right is ignoring my post and not approving my update so I guess I'll give everybody a free fifty words to ensure i've reached 500.

 

this pick, but Noodles Macroni is a forward to add to a barren prospect pool. With the only majors eligible forward selected, the change between callups Nesbitt and Voss would be negligible with anybody else filling the roster spots. An important part of the drafting strategy for Helsinki is that

Edited June 18, 2022 by rory

[rory 1,996]

Mission success thank you fellow updaters