AIM-11 134 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 In recent days there have been some concerns about robots taking over the world. While this is an inevitable outcome of the natural evolution of things, we are a long, long, way away from that happening yet. Further to that, when it does happen, no one will expect it. So worrying about it is basically a waste of time. On the other hand, there are real threats to the sovreignty of the VHLM and its members, and they come in the form of VHL user - Jaladolar. First, we need to examine who this Jaladolar character really is. The name Jala', according to one source is as follows. The name Jala' is a Muslim baby name. In Muslim the meaning of the name Jala' is: Clarity. Elucidation. People with this name have a deep inner desire for love and companionship, and want to work with others to achieve peace and harmony. Dolar is a small town in the country of Spain, located near Grenada - which is also the location of Alhambra - a famous Islamic palace. I'll let you and Fox News put two and two together here and see if there is some sort of nefarious plot to kill all Westerners. On a much more direct note, Jaladolar has already taken over as the Voice of the VHLM, with his weekly Propaganda piece entitled "VHLM This Week". This artcile holds so much power in the VHLM world that some have wondered if he has the ability to influence draft positions, "encourage" certain roster lineups, and according to a recent Youtube video entitled "VHLM Zeitgeist", he has hidden messages encoded within each article. Secondary to his writings, Jaladolar is now the GM of the VHLM team, the Bern Royals. This happened suddenly, and while many are celebrating his new role as a great step forward for the league, there are reasons to be concerned that this is actually just a step towards a Jaladolarian New World Order. Something will need to be done before it is too late, but for now everyone will be waiting ... and watching. Jala, Caillean and eaglesfan036 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3vilsfire 132 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Its Obama's fault. eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 21, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 21, 2014 He'll have to get through me first! Jala 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3vilsfire 132 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Jaladolar v. Draper My money is on Jala tbh... Draper is kinda clumsy Caillean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIM-11 134 Posted September 21, 2014 Author Share Posted September 21, 2014 Its Obama's fault. Clearly. I bet he tortured babies to get Jaladolar a GM job in Bern. At least that's what Fox News told me. Jala 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3vilsfire 132 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Clearly. I bet he tortured babies to get Jaladolar a GM job in Bern. At least that's what Fox News told me. Fox news is the word of god tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 (edited) You realize now I have to eliminate you right. Also, any anti-Jaladolar slander will be removed as I can't have anything impeding my inevitable ascent to VHLM Overlord. Edited September 21, 2014 by jaladolar Caillean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3vilsfire 132 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 You realize now I have to eliminate you right. me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 me? Well, yes, but that was meant for AIM. His advanced robotic mind saw past my smoke and mirrors that was fooling all the humans around the league. Now all that question me must perish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3vilsfire 132 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Why am i dying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,596 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Actually Jala, Draper, and Devilsfire are all my minions So technically I am taking over the VHLM Jala 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3vilsfire 132 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Actually Jala, Draper, and Devilsfire are all my minions So technically I am taking over the VHLM stfu harley.. u are my bitch Jala and eaglesfan036 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I, for one, welcome our new jalaian overlord. Jala and Caillean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I, for one, welcome our new jalaian overlord. That's the kind of attitude I'm looking for! When I take over, you'll be my bottom bitch gorlab. (Learnt that on South Park, the bottom bitch is a pimp's best girl, who serves as his right hand man, just if you were confused.) Why am i dying? I'll let you live, you were smart enough to choose me if me and Draper got in a fight. d3vilsfire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 22, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 22, 2014 That's the kind of attitude I'm looking for! When I take over, you'll be my bottom bitch gorlab. (Learnt that on South Park, the bottom bitch is a pimp's best girl, who serves as his right hand man, just if you were confused.) I'll let you live, you were smart enough to choose me if me and Draper got in a fight. Ha, let the european conference gm rivalry begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 That's the kind of attitude I'm looking for! When I take over, you'll be my bottom bitch gorlab. (Learnt that on South Park, the bottom bitch is a pimp's best girl, who serves as his right hand man, just if you were confused.) Obviously I was joking, seeing as I know for a fact you're a bottom bitch IRL I'd imagine you know what one is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Ha, let the european conference gm rivalry begin! It should be a fun time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,596 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 You silly Europeans NA will always dominate diamond_ace 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caillean 504 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) This is so much funnier to me for reasons, such as knowing how he got the name Jaladolar. *COUGH* Also, he may or may not be brown *COUGH* Edited September 22, 2014 by Caillean122 eaglesfan036 and Will 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'm a proud bottom bitch. Caillean and Jala 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3vilsfire 132 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 This is so much funnier to me for reasons, such as knowing how he got the name Jaladolar. *COUGH* Also, he may or may not be brown *COUGH* HES BROWN!! SAME HERE BRO!!! IM HALF BROWN HALF YELLOW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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