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Just minutes after declaring for the Season 86 VHL Draft, the current VHLM leaders the Las Vegas Aces made a swift move to get The Frenchman on their roster to center their third line.

While Shindigs offered the deal in french, that was not all he did. He also arranged the Las Vegas Eiffel tower to show the three colors of the french flag while being on a voice call with the frenchman to iron out the last details.

 

The las vegas aces are currently in first place and were looking for a center to fill out their forward line up, so the decleration of Serge (which is the frenchman's actual name) came as a gods gift to them.

For now The Frenchman will center the third line and get some more minutes on their powerplay. The latter coming as a surprise, as he did not expect to actually have that much chances on gametime, he just wanted to play for the top dogs. But the signing did not happen as easily as it looked on the outside.

 

It was a heated negotiation between @Shindigs and The Frenchman. As the frenchman actually lost his discipline in a moment when the Las Vegas manager told him what was expected and that he had to report for practice immediatly after signing there. So a lot of french cursewords flew to the room, as he figured he had atleast one more day off.

 

The Frenchman just kept going and it lasted until shindigs raised his voice:  "You shut your fucking cake hole, Frenchie."

To which he replied: "No, my cake hole will remain open! You will never command me again. I am done with your cruelty.

 

Shindigs: Okay, Frenchie...

Frenchie: I deserve respect! And we all deserve paid vacation days and a dental plan!
 

Shindigs: We-we-we heard you. We will get it done.

 

And this is how Las Vegas signed The Frenchman. And gave the entire team vacation days and dental plans.

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1 minute ago, OrbitingDeath said:

And this is how Las Vegas signed The Frenchman. And gave the entire team vacation days and dental plans.

Except the bots!

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