Kowalski Reaches the VHLM

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Kowalski Reaches the VHLM

 

NEW YORK - It has been a long road for Jack Kowalski, the middle linebacker-turned-defenseman. But two long years after being banned for life from the National Football League, his hard work and training have paid off as Kowalski was drafted in the second round of the VHLM Dispersal Draft by the Oslo Storm.

 

"It feels great to finally feel like I've got my life back on track," Kowalski exclaimed during a phone interview with VHL.com writers after his selection was announced. "Times have been dark since I lost my cool two years ago at Arrowhead Stadium, but now I've finally made my way back out into the light. I can't wait to join my new teammates in Oslo and get my new career started."

 

Oslo will certainly be able to make use of Kowalski as a third defenseman, for he surely will not be able to crack the first line with stalwarts Vladamir Komarov and Lloyd Light on the team. However, this will free up Kowalski to instigate fights and engage in other goon behavior without hurting his team as much in the process. The physical revolution is just getting underway now in the VHLM, only time will tell if this will be the beginning of a newer, tougher VHL.

 

Jethro Novacek is a contributor to the MSFL Times, which is exactly one William Travis tough. He enjoys polishing antique weapons, the excellent music of Fleetwood Mac and hitting the links with Alexander Chershenko.

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