Zamora Gets His First Captaincy, Gives Zero Fucks

[frescoelmo 1,286]

Word came out earlier today that Felix Zamora was awarded his first captaincy, long awaited after riding back seat to a plethora of teammates from Calgary all the way through his tenure at Davos.  One would think the established forward would be jumping for joy.  "Good.  Hopefully I have some clause in my contract that gives me a bonus.  Time to get paid," Zamora explained effortlessly while laying back in a chair, sipping on some cognac.  Felix, in his last season in the Victory Hockey League, is well aware of his ever-diminishing window, however it seems as though he has already set his sights on retirement.  "I've done all I could up to this point, whatever happens from here on out is out of my control," Zamora told reporters.  Quite the contrary coming from a forward who, merely days ago, was emphatic about his desire to go out on top with Quebec.

 

Edited September 29, 2014 by frescoelmo

[Victor 11,253]

Felix Zamora || 243 G 324 A 567 P || HC Davos Dynamo

that is why

[frescoelmo 1,286]

  On 9/29/2014 at 8:32 PM, Victor said:

Felix Zamora || 243 G 324 A 567 P || HC Davos Dynamo

that is why

 

That's basically what happened.

[Kesler 1,515]

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