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Oskars Harumpf - How he's become Kind of a Big Deal!

 

5'5" 250 pound Harumpf looks up ice before delivering one of his 40 assists this season.

 

Yes, the diminutive Danish playmaker is looking like a big deal in the VHLM this season for Bratislava. He's putting up points at an incredible rate and has been arguably the top center in the entire league, surely the top playmaker. Through 23 games, Harumpf has 9 goals and 40 assists for 49 points, including 11 powerplay points. He's also has a tremendous +33 rating and is over 63% in the face off circle. He's doing all this averaging 26 minutes a game and playing on just one forward line. He's currently on pace to finish the season with 28 goals and 125 assists. Needless to say with numbers like that, Harumpf should be on everyone's radar. Oh and he also has 54 hits, good for 2nd on his entire team, not bad for a 5'5" playmaking center. Let's take a closer look at Harumpf's rankings among the top players in the VHLM this season as we look at why he's become kind of a big deal.

 

Rank Among Top Assists Makers: 1st (40)

Rank Among Top Point Scorers: 5th (49pts)

Rank Among Top Points per 20 Minutes: 6th (1.58)

Rank Among Top +/- : 2nd (+33)

Rank Among Top Face Off Winning %: 3rd (63%)

Rank Among Rookie Point Scorers: 4th (49pts)

Rank Among Top Point Scoring Centers: 3rd (49pts)

Rank Among Top Point Scoring Centers in Hits: 1st (54)

Height Compared to All Centers in the League: Last

 

Well there you have it. Harumpf is having a phenominal season. At or near the top in virtually all categories that matter for a playmaking center and adds a physical edge on top of it that knobody expected. He's also helped his teammate and sniping winger Sachimo Zoidberg to be ranked #1 in many of above categories as well as goals scored. So Harumpf's impact goes well beyond his own numbers. His playmaking ability has allowed others on his team to be having career seasons and make their own mark in the VHLM. Zoidberg looks to be the early favorite for both the points title and the goal scoring title, as well as many others and he'd be the first to tell you that without Harumpf as his center he'd not be off to such an incredible start this season. Likewise Harumpf would not be racking up the assists without Zoidberg burying pucks, so the two are obviously are dangerous combination. Probably the most dangerous scoring duo in the entire VHLM. Other teams have one or two top players, but Bratislava boasts two of the top players in the entire league and they are perfectly matched to continue their high scoring ways over the next 49 games in regular season. God only knows what they will be doing by the time playoffs roll around. With continued improvement we could be looking at something truly special for both Bratislava and the VHLM.

 

So watch for the diminutive Danish bowling ball Oskars Harumpf next time he comes to town. You will not want to miss seeing this unique player in action. His playmaking ability is off the charts and his chemistry with his linemates is something to behold. Not to mention he's one of the most bulbous hockey players you will ever see. Harumpf is definitely becoming a big deal in the VHLM. Bratislava fans know him well, it's time the rest of the league took notice.

 

 

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Edited October 14, 2014 by Harumpf

[Will 4,660]

If you weren't a titan, I'd murder you! 

[Corco 1,237]

bust

[scoop 3,432]

If you weren't a titan, I'd murder you! 

I'll murder him for you, sir!

[Da Trifecta 1,899]

Content: 3/3 Harumpf really is making some noise. So much for being a steal or not so talked about player. Fact is, your player stock is rising in terms of notoriety.

Grammar: 2/2 Couple things below

Appearance: 1/1

 

FINAL: 6/6

 

knobody - nobody

phenominal - phenomenal

Edited October 15, 2014 by Da Trifecta

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