KRZY 416 Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Ya Now this is just purely a theme week piece. I couldn’t really think of anything in terms of people being FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY that really stood out to me as I’m still just a first gen and haven’t been around here that long to accurately give my opinion on the topic . Now some of you may disagree and argue that I could’ve found something but I honestly couldn’t. So I decided to go this route ! Todd Cooke was and exciting prospect in the season 84 draft class . Now I know 84 was full of promising recreates and even better first gen players then Cooke at the time . But Cooke was and always had been a determined hard working individual whose been driven to be the best . Strictly based on earning and activity I don’t think anyone would’ve or could’ve predicted how good Cooke would turn out to be . currently ranked 6th in TPE and 1st in TPA in the Season 84 draft class . Cooke has solidified his position as one of the top players not only from Season 84 but in the league . This is where I will now got to my point of this media spot Cooke was drafted 27th overall the only players ahead of him that I believe deserve to still be ahead of him In a redraft are Art Vandelay @Gustav Napoleon Dynamite @thadthrasher Pierre Emile Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito AK92 Wit Da Hoodie @hedgehog337 and Molly the Cat @JCarson each of these players have solidified there positions ahead of Cooke . But that moves Cooke from 27 to 6 . Cooke was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY in the draft and wasn’t picked where he should’ve been or deserved to be picked . Every single other player picked ahead of Cooke has either went IA or proved to not be as valuable. To their Franchise. Another instance where you could argue Cooke was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY was losing out on the S88 Dustin Funk trophy for most improved player in the VHL . S88 was a coming out party for Cooke to establish himself in the VHL and he did that and more . Absolutely shattering previous career highs , and without a doubt being a deserving candidate for the Funk trophy . In many peoples Opinions Cooke deserved to take it home even . Many professional hockey minds also think Cooke has been FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY and overlooked when it comes to the Scott Boulet trophy in past seasons , Cooke is a very good two way forward and continues to get better , A lot of insiders are wondering when he will break through and no longer be FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY from the recognition he deserves oh so much. Now like I said I don’t totally feel this way at all and I tried to write as an insiders point of view in the media . Do I feel like Cooke has long been overlooked and maybe even slightly FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY in some aspects . Yes 100% , but at the same time I know he has to earn everything and work for it . And he’s finally getting some of that . Hopefully it continues because that man has worked hard to get where he is today ! ( like I said the whole point of this spot was theme week and I severely over exaggerated how I actually feel to capture the theme ! ) thanks for giving this a read everyone ! Hope you all enjoyed it ! Gaikoku-hito 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/140528-todd-cooke-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaikoku-hito 2,089 Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 From a First Gen that was earning welfare to being 6th best in S84 Class is impressive. You should be really proud of yourself. Not to mention that this could be your year for a few awards if LA keeps playing as well as they are. Only thing I think I will add is personal success only comes from Team success so sometimes it not about your own personal success but rather that of the whole team. Also TPE isn`t the only thing GM & AGM look at when drafting players and yes we make mistake when drafting players as well. jacobcarson877 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/140528-todd-cooke-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-998334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRZY 416 Posted September 13, 2023 Author Share Posted September 13, 2023 8 hours ago, Gaikoku-hito said: From a First Gen that was earning welfare to being 6th best in S84 Class is impressive. You should be really proud of yourself. Not to mention that this could be your year for a few awards if LA keeps playing as well as they are. Only thing I think I will add is personal success only comes from Team success so sometimes it not about your own personal success but rather that of the whole team. Also TPE isn`t the only thing GM & AGM look at when drafting players and yes we make mistake when drafting players as well. Cooke without a doubt wouldn’t be having the season he is without how good LA is playing as a whole . And I’m quite proud of how far I’ve come as a first gen player from as you said claiming welfare pretty much all summer last year , to max earning the last 5 seasons and getting whatever I can whenever I can for TPE . I just thought this was a fun idea for a theme week spot Gaikoku-hito 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/140528-todd-cooke-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-998357 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaikoku-hito 2,089 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 3 hours ago, KRZY said: I just thought this was a fun idea for a theme week spot It was great idea and really good read. I also understand that you didn`t believe everything that you wrote; which also makes it even more interesting to read. Great job!! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/140528-todd-cooke-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-998363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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