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Are the Seattle Bears using cocaine as a performance enhancing drug?

 

Ever since the movie Cocaine Bear came, out I've been debating if it was based on the true story of the Seattle Bears. @Banackock has been caught numerous times trying to coke up his players in an effort to make them play with even more ferocity. Seasons ago, there was an insider leaking information to VHL.com, stating the players on Seattle had been replaced by literal grizzly bears and were being fed a strict diet of cocaine and raw steak. They were dressed up to look like adult males, similar to Vincent Adultman, but were in fact bears. These rumors have circulated during multiple off-seasons, but no one has been able to prove them true. Many VHL GMs state that this is how Seattle has had so much success, and would love an opportunity to prove that they are actually cocaine bears. When asked for comment @a_Ferkcommented, "One time I got really drunk in Saskatchewan and swear I met some of Seattle's 'players'. We did a few bumps of cocaine and wet our separate ways".

@Gaikoku-hito You're using capital punishment, Seattle is using cocaine, wth is going on overseas

Edited by VattghernCZ

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