Ranking VHL GMs based on if I can beat their profile picture in a 1v1 irl

[badcolethetitan 938]

Ranking VHL GMs based on if I can beat their profile picture in a 1v1 irl

 

The rule are that I'm going to have no weapons and have to fight using my hands.

 

The categories are:

 

I can 100% beat in a fight no question

I probably can beat in a fight but it could be close

I most likely would lose in a fight against them

I would get destroyed

 

Ok here we go:

 

I can 100% beat in a fight no question

 

London United - Baby Boomer (discord pfp is an on fire E) - yeah i'm pretty sure i just win by default, but I guess I'd have to find some water or something to put it out

Riga Reign - Lemorse (discord pfp is a red panda) - I should win this, could be in the category below but I feel like I got this on locks

Warsaw Predators - N0h (discord pfp is ???) - I actually have no clue what this is but I assume I just win because it literally doesn't exist I think

HC Davos Dynamo - Alex (discord pfp another cartoon character, i'm not cultured sorry) - i win, if i lose against whatever cartoon character that is i might be a fraud

Los Angeles Stars - InstantRockstar (discord pfp is some french symbol) - how does that symbol even beat me, like it's free

 

I probably can beat in a fight but it could be close (also 50/50)

 

Toronto Legion - Moon (discord pfp is a seal) - i think i might be able to win but it's gonna be pretty close cause those seals can be huge i'm not gonna lie

Malmo Nighthawks - Kaleeb (discord pfp is a person) - this is legit 50/50 it depends what type of person it is.

Chicago Phoenix - Badcole (discord pfp is a person) - ok again another 50/50, but if we're doing the guy in the actual profile picture i might be cooked, this guy has a gun and would roll me

New York Americans - STZ (discord pfp is some off-brand dream thing) - again 50/50, could be anything behind that mask...

Calgary Wranglers - leandrofg (discord pfp is a frog) - ok i most likely win, however if it's a poisonous frog i might actually be cooked

 

I most likely would lose in a fight against them

 

Moscow Menace - Spartan (discord pfp is from a comic i believe) - isn't this like a tiger or something like i'm just cooked but if it's just a comic book thing that comes to life might be able to win (sry im uncultured)

Helsinki Titans - Samx (discord pfp is her dog i assume) - i feel like i probably lose, but there's so many factors here that could be in my favor or not...

Prague Phantoms - Tetricide (discord pfp is himself i think) - Ok i will give tetricide the benefit of the doubt, dude seems like a solid great guy, but i feel like when things turn for the worst this guy could rock me

 

I would get destroyed

 

Seattle Bears - Banackock (discord pfp is a literal bear) - no chance i'm probably cooked i'm not gonna lie, depends which bear it is though, but still cooked

Vancouver Wolves - Frank (discord pfp is a wolf) - i think i'm cooked here i can't lie. like maybe i get lucky but nah, just cooked.

DC Dragons - Frostbeard (discord pfp is ogre/troll) - yeah i lose. no question.

[Daniel Janser 2,213]

Some remarks to be made: If Frosty ever reads this he might take you up on the fight as his profile picture is a Black Orc Chieftain (and he would definitely cook you).

 

Alex and Spartan are interesting as they depict one half of Calvin (the boy) and Hobbes (his stuffed plush tiger). The tiger becomes alive in Calvin's imagination and they have a lot of adventures together.

 

Kaleeb's pic could be a Warhammer reference (as is Frosty's). If so my guess is some Imperial leader wielding some sort of weapon and a shield, plus an arming sword on his side (who will cook you, too).

[badcolethetitan 938]

6 minutes ago, Daniel Janser said:

Some remarks to be made: If Frosty ever reads this he might take you up on the fight as his profile picture is a Black Orc Chieftain (and he would definitely cook you).

 

Alex and Spartan are interesting as they depict one half of Calvin (the boy) and Hobbes (his stuffed plush tiger). The tiger becomes alive in Calvin's imagination and they have a lot of adventures together.

 

Kaleeb's pic could be a Warhammer reference (as is Frosty's). If so my guess is some Imperial leader wielding some sort of weapon and a shield, plus an arming sword on his side (who will cook you, too).

 

Oh I knew without a doubt that the Orc would roll me without a question.

 

Second, if it's a stuffed plush tiger I just win right? Like surely that can't really do much to me?

 

Last, yeah if Kaleeb's dude has a weapon and shield it's actually over.

[Daniel Janser 2,213]

1 hour ago, badcolethetitan said:

Second, if it's a stuffed plush tiger I just win right? Like surely that can't really do much to me?

I don't know dude

[Beketov 9,095]

Clearly ranked GM’s instead of blues because you’re scared of Papa.

[Lemorse7 1,021]

6 hours ago, badcolethetitan said:

Riga Reign - Lemorse (discord pfp is a red panda) - I should win this, could be in the category below but I feel like I got this on locks

red panda army going for you now