Of Course I'm Fucking Tracking Goalie Sacks

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While the pussies at the VHL HQ might not have the balls to go through with it, I have decided to embrace the darkness and have indeed started keeping track of the most important statistic in hockey today, the Goalie Sack. In truth, the fact that this “Simon” character who created the game overlooked such an important stat is simply mind-boggling.

 

So far in the Season 41 VHL Season there have been eleven Goalie Sacks, so if we presume that somebody in the upcoming game in hand between Stockholm and Davos racks up a Goalie Sack, that would put us at a sack per game week. The most encouraging statistical find is that it is not a statistic limited to a certain age range, as one Season 34 veteran racked up a Goalie Sack (Willem Janssen) along with one Season 41 rookie (Jakub Rhinehart). Furthermore, two of the Goalie Sacks have been recorded by former PIM Champions (Edwin Encarnacion and Godavari Yumalatopinto), showing how important the Goalie Sack is to the success of a PIM veteran. The undisputed champion of the Goalie Sack for now though is Koji Yamakazi. Through the first 12 games, he is the lone player to have recorded two Goalie Sacks, and he will without doubt be delighted with his strong start to the season.

 

The other Goalie Sacks were recorded by Tyson Stokes, TOR C2, Alister Graves, TOR LW2 and CAL C2.

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So what exactly is a goalie sack?

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So what exactly is a goalie sack?

It's pretty much when a player manages to bring down an opponents goalie. It comes up as "Goalie Interference" in the PBP

 

So what I'm saying is that EEEEE EEEEEEEE would probably be the king of the Goalie Sack

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So as long as it doesn't change the result of the game, Brookside is definitely willing to take a goalie sack or two so Encarnacion can boost his numbers. Just do it in the 3rd if one team has a multi-goal lead.

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One goalie sack recorded, might set franchise records already.

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So as long as it doesn't change the result of the game, Brookside is definitely willing to take a goalie sack or two so Encarnacion can boost his numbers. Just do it in the 3rd if one team has a multi-goal lead.

Sounds like a plan! But by law, since you will be the Favre in this situation, Brookside will be required to consider retiring/coming out of retirement for the next 10 seasons. 

 

And I'll go host a talk show.