Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Your reporter, Mr. Grrr here. I have some inside access to the GM lounge, and I will be providing you horrendous commentary similar to the VHL All-Star draft. Stay tuned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 We have experienced some delays with Trifecta. While Franklin was quite comfortable waiting, the commissioner of the league has taken over and auto-assigned both Low and Draper to Trifecta's team. #Victator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 There are talks that a trade could happen for the Toronto GM job involving a shit and cheese sandwich. We will follow this more closely as the night progresses. Also, it appears we are losing one of the GMs to supper. We will see how this affects his draft choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 My IM has been lighting up. For those wondering, we are losing Brekker Bad's GM to food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Brekker Bad has returned from his supper. Though it cannot be confirmed, we suspect that he grabbed a plate and returned to his computer rather than eating with his family. Higgins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 In continuation of our big story so far, we have confirmed that there was a prayer with his dinner, but no bread. This resulted in a speedy return to his draft chair, though he did hold up the process Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Things have become aggressive with Frank Chadwick calling Trifecta an asshole #KimKardashian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Appears that we briefly lost Trifecta to food as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 YEAH has confirmed that boubabi is good guy. Some seriously wild shit is going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,593 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 This is great coverage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Rami has told all the GMs that if they don't have a goalie by now, they are fucked. May have ruffled a few feathers the wrong way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 We just received confirmation that we have popped Rami's draft cherry. He said it hurt, but he's glad he did it and has heard it will be easier in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 94Goalie has used the 'tongue-out' emoticon. I think it is a great addition to the sport, but as always, it has rubbed a few people the wrong way. Will this emoticon ever be fully accepted into simulation hockey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 We have now lost Yeah to bladder issues. We are still working to clarify if this is a kidney stone, bladder infection, some form of cancer. We'll keep you informed Mr. Hickey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 We have confirmed that he just needed to urinate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 We now have an indepth conversation occurring about cunts. Unclear if this is a discussion about players or vaginas, but it seems that we will either see a trade or a DP from these two GMs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 From Frank: "or I'll kill you" Things escalated quickly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 It's getting much worse in there. Once again from Frank: "hey suck my dick you polish fuck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 The National Post has caught a mistake in the draft and I have been asked to clarify. The team is called "Singhing in the Rain", not "Singhing in the Pain". This mistake occurs every other pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,055 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) This is going to be worse than wiki leaks! Edited February 12, 2015 by Frank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 Thus far, Greg has been fairly quite in the draft chat. There is a rumor that he has another tab open with Sarah Ichibika, a slutty anime character, playing in a video. This cannot be confirmed without actually getting closer to him, and as of now, I don't think anyone is willing to take the risk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) #TWONK is trending in the chat. Edited February 12, 2015 by edgar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 The aggression from Frank is ongoing. This time: "YEAH (GM) I'm gonna fist your anus if u keep this up" Note that this was not triggered by a macro. Yeah has responded by saying he is going to Flex. It is unclear what this means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar 283 Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 We have a Team Name Change Jardy Bunclewirthlesses is now Team No Defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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