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Higglypuff's and the sorcerers stone


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Good evening VHL and welcome to channel Sigs knews I'm your host, ramicunt. It seems some news on our beloved commissioner has been leaked, we go live to the scene 10 hours ago. 

 

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Now a word with higginpuffs PR man, Philonova.

 

Reporter:  tell me 5 things you know about higginpuffs

Philonova: hmm... I don't know if I can name one... he's a helsinki man, he's a commissioner and got it without much VHL experience deserving it, he one of the only ones who responses to my PMs... lol that's 

 

 

Our undercover detective Munk (who's real name can be revealed at this time to keep his identity save from higginpuffs evil army) went behind the scenes to find that Higgins is really.. a prostitute. Now prostitution is illegal but this at least sheds light on Higginpuffs new "budget" money for the VHL. Deputy chief in command training Kendrunk has vowed to put Higginpuffs behind bars and ensure a situation like this doesn't occur again. We've reached out to Jardy Buncletwerk on whether or not the VHL will take action against HIggly but no word on the issue as of yet. It's believed that the VHL has someone in mind to replaced Higgins as commissioner and that someone is Bennett Wahl's agent, Geoffrey Dare III. He would be a massive upgrade over Higgins and frankly anyone on that team other than frank. It seems a petition might not be needed to get him his spot on the iron throne. 

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