Guest Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) Actually they want you so much on their team through free agency, that they shouldn't get you because you will hate it. Not to mention they may be losing Sergei Brovalenko in free agency this year. A better choice would be to come be the most dominate second line in the history of the VHL in Cologne. Davey "Road Dogg" Jones is about to go full beastmode on the entire league and represent the D-Generation Express with authority. It's well known that Kameron "XPac" Taylor and Reggie "HBK" Dunlop are two of the three pieces on the top line that may never be removed. You play defense? Well Seattle has enough of those mediocre positions on their roster already. Time to come play with some university kids instead of the second grade talent in the Emerald City. You are a goalie? Okay we have no room for your ass, but we will send your resume to Riga and New York to help you out. Why? Cause were just that nice of a franchise. So come make yourself useful and join the party this upcoming off-season. Join a team with pride, a thread dedicated to trains and a kid with the last name Spud. Yes, Spud like a potato. This message was paid for by Sterling's donation fund, which goes to hookers and Mott's Apple Juice usually. We stole some of it in order to do we what we do best, provide you with the shit to think about. Thank you. Edited October 30, 2013 by Kendrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball 453 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Davey "Road Dogg" Jones is taking the VHL by storm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherifflobo 137 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Wouldn't Brovy leaving be an attractive selling point for Seattle? Kesler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Wouldn't Brovy leaving be an attractive selling point for Seattle? This is a good point. This VHL fan is in response to Ball's saying he is a selling point for going there if he re-signs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball 453 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 This is a good point. This VHL fan is in response to Ball's saying he is a selling point for going there if he re-signs. Not really a selling point, he just happened to be one of three players whos last name ended with a B lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I know this one was written for the lawls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast 887 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I will be HHH and bury the Express Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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