Ramicus 147 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I have spoken to a great many people, on and off this site. There are some with whom I have spoken many times, while others have been one time occasions. One person with whom I once talked all the time is 701. Once upon a time, we were the very best of friends. Things have changed now, but he's still pretty awesome.. I will now share some words of wisdom given to me just for this little article. “Don't stick your dick in a cheese grater.” I really don't see why anyone would ever think this is a good idea. I've used a grater for cheese. It does a very good job at grating cheese. I don't want that happening to any part of me. Still, if Davey thinks it's a matter that needs reinforcement, I'll include it. “Don't do acid with people you don't trust.” Another good piece of advice: trust no one. Which I guess means you shouldn't do acid with anyone. Then again, Davey knows how I feel about drugs, so I'll leave it at that. “If the girl likes money more than you, leave.” A very good idea. I don't know how much leaving there might be to do, but it's still a good thing to keep in mind. A girl should be with you to be with you for you, not for your fat wallet. “Always use a condom.” Leaving my own religious beliefs out of this one, it's probably a good idea. I will leave you with these words from 701, with no explanation: “Where's the mayonnaise, Mom?” The words of a great man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 so wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Wow next Bill Gates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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