The Mountain That Skates Enters The VHL

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They call him The Mountain That Skates. At least those who have came out of encounters with him alive.

House Clegane unleashed its full might on the VHL on Monday as Ser Greg Clegane himself declared his eligibility for the S45 VHL Entry Draft. A beast who covers most of the net without even putting on any equipment (or clothes for that matter), Clegane is quite possibly the most frightening being to ever enter the league; and woe is that player which chooses to put the puck past him.

In the words of Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, a long battle and quick movement and could tire and slow Greg down but will there be enough time to do that in a hockey game?

Worse yet, Clegane does not come alone. As if his sheer strength was insufficient, you can be certain that his head will be in the game too as Greg will be motivated by the presence, often across the ice, of his arch-rival Sandro. Or at least what the media might call arch-rival, for the eldest Clegane himself holds his younger brother in a considerably low regard.

Often, brothers in the VHL demanded to play on the same team or simply retained a friendly rivalry. It is highly unlikely the Cleganes will want to be in the same arena and it will be a surprise if both “hounds” survive the coming winter.

Valar Morghulis.

[eaglesfan036 4,603]

noob

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I guess I'll be bringing a larger sack then