Harumpf 313 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) What Happened in Helsinki? Welp, it's official, everyone has left Harumpf. He is now all by himself in Helsinki. Just him, some robots and a guy named Penis. What the hell happened? Was it something he said? It must have been. With the recent trades of Don Draper and Tyson Stokes, everyone from Season 42 is gone. No more Faraday, no more Miller, no more Wylde, no more Gow, no more Young, no more Stakowski and now no more Draper and Stokes. Just poor little Harumpf. What did he do to deserve this? Was it something he said in the locker room? Did he talk too much about farts and sharting his pants? It seems like he is now part of some cruel joke where he has to pass the puck back and forth with a guy named Penis. How could this happen to such a legend like Harumpf? He is an Oates Trophy winner after all! It's truly an remarkable turn of events and Harumpf is at a loss for words. He is a team player but right now he is really the only player on the team. This is uncharted waters for the 5'5" 250 pound superstar, but he will have to adapt. Harumpf is going to have to pass the puck off the boards to himself because he knows he's not going to get any decent passes from HEL LW1 or HEL RW1. Also HEL D1 is an acoholic so he knows he cannot expect any break out passes worth a damn. HEL D2 is a decent guy but he has hands of stone. Maybe Harumpf will find chemistry on line 2 with HEL LW2 and HEL RW2? Who knows. He's heard that HEL RW2 has a substance abuse problem though so he cannot expect a consistent effort from him night in and night out. The only hope for a decent pass? You guess it... Penis Hudson. How the heck did it come to this? Penis passes to Harumpf, back to Penis, down low to Harumpf, back to Penis on the point, Penis through his legs to Harumpf, Harumpf shoots, he scores! I mean seriously? This is Oskars friggin Harumpf we are talking about here! The dude is all-time, he deserves better. He at least deserves to be on a line with players who have a pulse. This is going to be a tough last 20 games. It's entirely possible that Helsinki may not win another game. I mean they only won 9 of 52 with Draper and Stokes on the team. As great as Harumpf is, we're not sure he can do everything himself. He will obviously try, but it's going to be a rough stretch. So what does this mean for Harumpf's future? Will he be traded in the off-season? Will the team get real live players next season and will he stay? Or will he have to endure another year of penis passing. God only knows, but we wish the best for our boy Harumpf. He is a legend and despite the fact that he may talk about farts in the locker room, nobody deserves to be deserted like little Harumpf was at the deadline. Stay positive Harumpf, we're in your corner buddy. 532 Edited May 30, 2015 by Harumpf Higgins and eaglesfan036 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/20608-was-it-something-i-said-final-66/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Would've loved to have you in Toronto Harumpf 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/20608-was-it-something-i-said-final-66/#findComment-223306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 graper is a mean gm i understand Harumpf 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/20608-was-it-something-i-said-final-66/#findComment-223310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munk 1,298 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 It was what you didn't say... <\3 Harumpf 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/20608-was-it-something-i-said-final-66/#findComment-223311 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I tried Harumpf 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/20608-was-it-something-i-said-final-66/#findComment-223312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixersfan594 247 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Content 3/3 - haha, this was an awesome read, bit of a ramble at times but it was funny. Good luck with the team, it's a great organization regardless of anything. Grammar 2/2 - Pretty good, one terrible spelling mistake acoholic = alcoholic Appearance 1/1 - yup Final 6/6 Harumpf 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/20608-was-it-something-i-said-final-66/#findComment-223743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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