Guest Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) CALGARY, AB - Casual conversations lead to spontaneity all the time. Calgary's GM Austin Gow had one of those moments recently, when discussing the value of Leadership in the locker room. Many teammates were looking toward next season and to the intangibles each member brought to the team. Gow hears Rami Jakobssen's innocent question: "Is Leadership useless?" Gow takes a moment and replies, "Yeah, pretty useless." You heard the man. ANARCHY! Suddenly, a wild Vince McMahon enters the Wranglers locker room! "We are now the Clargary Wingates, featuring Vince McMahon as your GM. Have fun!" Balloons and confetti rain down from the ceiling as McMahon declares his leadership to the team! IT BEGINS! ENJOY THE PARTY! MCMAHON IS A GENEROUS GM! "We're going to make the VHL the WWF. All TPE will go toward 3 attributes from here on out: Checking, Strength, and Fighting," Vince commands. The locker room obliges, not wanting to piss off the new GM. "Wingate, we need you to fight more." "But I don't fight," cries Wingate... "WELL, YA DO NOW!" he screams at the star goaltender. Wingate looks stunned... All his life he was a good goalie, not the rough customer. Now, this McMahon makes him become this animal, this wrestler! McMahon rips the phone from Hans and the wall, breaking the Southwestern Bell payphone to pieces. "ANYONE ELSE WANNA PIECE OF THIS?!?!" McMahon looks around. "Hurley, show us what you got. You got the goon in you?" Hurley stands up, hulks his shirt, and proceeds to flex for his new GM. He looks around at the rest of the locker room. "You guys can do this. I can feel it. WRESTLEMANIA LIVE FROM CLARGARY!!!!!!" The whole team erupts and takes to the ice, a new fervor spreading like wildfire across the skaters. As the team files out, McMahon finally realizes that, yes, the lady at the end of the bench is suited up for the game. Hill stands a perfect representation of a powerful beauty and passes by Vince with a perfume seemingly made of vanilla, sweat, and victory. "Yeah, we're gonna go far," he notes, heading out to the ice. The Wingates take the ice, one by one. A great display of hockey is seen through the pregame warmups. Shot after shot, pass after pass, this team seems fueled for destiny. "Let's wait till they actually play a game, but damn they look good," says Vince. The faceoff is won and Clargary starts on the attack. Hurley moves it up the ice, over to Cote, behind the net to Miller, who sends it up to the blue line. Cote in front of the net, fighting for position... McMahon looks and sees another player on the ice and the whistle blow! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. Vince looks mortified... The rest of the game follows in a similar fashion... "Heh, keep calm, guys," McMahon reassures, "the WWF will succeed in the VHL, I swear!" But it doesn't get much better, with the gooning causing more penalties... "BAH GAW, That's the dirtiest hockey I've ever seen! BAH GAW!" Finally Cote scores and celebrates like anyone would: with the stolen MVP trophy, skating around buck naked on the ice during the game. It looks like the Wingates won the game after all! Hyvarinen, the 6'7 250 massive giant of a player, charges full speed right at McMahon, lowering the shoulder and tackling square in his torso, breaking several ribs and requiring McMahon to be hospitalized. "You turn this back into a hockey team right now, or I don't go so easy on you next time." "BUT WE WON MY WAY!" he wails on the ice, unsure of how he got to the rink level in the first place. McMahon stands before the team in tears. His manly structure has been taken down by the rookie Kerkko and Vince stands humbled. "I regret what I turned you into... I'll resign. My dream *sniff* will never come to fruition." The team tastes the bittersweetness of crushing a wrestling mogul's dreams by playing true hockey, but takes out the confused anger on their next opponent. The Calgary Wranglers are back to their winning ways, sans McMahon. Edited June 29, 2015 by Guest Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21440-claimedcalgary-experiences-a-brief-rebellion-final-66/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,603 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 CALGARY, AB - Casual conversations lead to spontaneity all the time. Calgary's GM Bernie Gow had one of those moments recently, when discussing the value of Leadership in the locker room. Many teammates were looking toward next season and to the intangibles each member brought to the team. Gow hears Rami Jakobssen's innocent question: "Is Leadership useless?" Gow takes a moment and replies, "Yeah, pretty useless." Caillean and diamond_ace 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21440-claimedcalgary-experiences-a-brief-rebellion-final-66/#findComment-234727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Hint for a trade tbh. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21440-claimedcalgary-experiences-a-brief-rebellion-final-66/#findComment-234753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Hint for a trade tbh. Lol you wish. #Clargary never stopping Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21440-claimedcalgary-experiences-a-brief-rebellion-final-66/#findComment-234805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munk 1,298 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Can confirm this happened Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21440-claimedcalgary-experiences-a-brief-rebellion-final-66/#findComment-234836 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylar 219 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Content: 3/3 - Not sure what exactly I just read but it was quite entertaining, nicely done on the entertainment factor. Grammar: 2/2 - Most of it was in quotations so they're irrelevant. bittersweetness = bitter sweetness (pretty sure thats not one word)Appearance: 1/1 - I think you would've been better off centering it, but that's just me. It looks looks decent. Overall: 6/6 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21440-claimedcalgary-experiences-a-brief-rebellion-final-66/#findComment-236653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Claimed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21440-claimedcalgary-experiences-a-brief-rebellion-final-66/#findComment-239659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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