Claimed:Stabby McFullO'Schmidt Gets Lost in Canada; Winds Up in Saskatoon [Final 5/6]

[John Scott 46]

 

 

Swimming in Regina 

 

Written by Stabby McFullO'Schmidt

 

I have gotten a lot of questions about where I am right now. What my goals are. Where I see myself going. It is a question that I've lost sight of myself. The only answer I have found in all of this mess is that the more things change, the more they stay the same. 

 

Brain injuries are a terrible, terrible thing. After losing a season on the ice due to a coma, I found myself again in serious trouble when I dived headfirst into a shallow lake when celebrating Canada Day in Regina. Granted, the two are completely unrelated, but it sucks that these terrible things always happen to Stabby! The only answer I have found in all of this mess is that when life hits you hard, it hits you fast. 

 

 

I still cannot point to Brampton on a map. Now I play for Saskatoon. Where is Saskatoon? Maps are confusing, confusing things. Which way do I turn this thing? How big could Canada be? The only answer I have found in all of this mess is that an atlas can only get you so far. 

Do you know that 7-11 now serves hot dogs wrapped in bacon? That's the most badass thing I have ever heard of! It's so great to live in a world where I can put bacon on whatever I want. Do you think cavemen ever ate bacon? Hell no, they ate rocks or some shit. The only answer I have found in all of this mess is that if you are not going to go big, then why did you leave home in the first place? 

 

 

Mirrors are tricky, huh? The only answer I have found in all of this mess is that when you stare into a reflection, sometimes it stares back into you. 

 

I play ice hockey. Ice hockey is fun because you get to skate around rinks and hit passersby. I like to play ice hockey because I like to hit people, but mostly because I do not like other people hitting me. Coincidence? I think not. The only answer I have found in all of this mess is that sometimes, your biggest enemy is yourself.

 

 

So hockey ice season start soon? Where do I play? When will Calgary call up Stabby? I score a lot of goals and I block many shots. I can't wait to score the touchdowns. Stabby is ready for ice time again.

 

Edited August 14, 2015 by John Scott

[Victor 10,627]

omg

[Da Trifecta 1,896]

Content: 2/3 A little on the shorter side here. Try to get the word count up closer to 500 if you want to get full marks. I want a bacon wrapped hot dog.

Grammar: 2/2 Only one thing really that I noticed

Presentation: 1/1

 

Grade: 5/6

 

badass - bad ass

Edited August 17, 2015 by FV Till I Die

[Toast 887]

Content 2/3 - That was an incredible read that was completely unexpected, but as DT pointed out, it's a little on the shorter side. You should at least make sure to hit the 450 requirement, and more preferably 500 with your media spots. You have a knack for interesting reads though, so I look forward to more!

 

Grammar 2/2 - DT caught the one thing I might've called.

 

Appearance 1/1 - Bryzie on drugs makes this a easy point.

 

Final 5/6

[CowboyinAmerica 2,746]

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