Should Higgins Change His Name?

[Zero 114]

So, the fun of the name has sort of worn off, and much like I did with my last player, Penis Anthony Doubligné, who became Penis Anthony Hudson, I'm wondering if it's time for Bitch Higgins to change his name to something a little less Bitchy. That said, I am nothing if not a man of the people, and I propose that I put this up to a vote. Therefore, consider this thread as being the official polling station, with the question being: "should I change the name of Bitch Higgins?" From there, I'll probably come up with a few different names, and we'll put it to a vote. I see that we already have a Gifford Shock in the league (thanks Noah), so I can already throw that one out as an option.

 

Or, of course, I can keep the name Bitch Higgins, and do his namesake proud by making the Bitch as special a player as I possibly can. I'm pretty ambivalent towards it all, so let's see what the general public has to say. Since the playoffs are so long (lol), I figure we have some time to kill, anyway, and since Yukon is out the VHLM race, then nobody really cares about the rest of the teams that are still playing.

[Baozi 1,658]

Bitch Riggins.

[Mike 708]

Just switch the B & H new name Hitch Biggins

[eaglesfan036 4,603]

higgins shud change nme to draper

[Victor 10,943]

Bitchord Shock