Banackock 7,753 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 You heard it here first. You know those mornings when you wake up, open your eyes slowly to the birds chirping, roll over to kiss your girlfriend and remember she's an absolute bitch? How about those days where you work long hours in the blistering hot sun, excited to come home to a big smile, warm food on the table and the pure comfort of your home - only to have it ruined by a woman standing at the door with his arms crossed, microwaved hot dogs and dog shit on your carpet? At least you think it's dog shit. Dear god if she's been shitting on the floor this whole time to spite you for working long hours to afford her expensive clothing, makeup and breast implants. We feel as though Blake Campbell is having a "Wow, my girlfriend's a total cunt" season. We feel sorry for the lad, we truly do. Best wishes with your hot dogs this season, Blake. Curb the bitch season and get your came back on track. Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Kill her and pretend you thought it was a house robber. You might need to be in south africa to do that though Will and Banackock 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 and white mostly white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,599 Posted September 28, 2015 Admin Share Posted September 28, 2015 a woman standing at the door with his arms crossedconcerning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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