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"It's happening"

 

Some breaking and awesome news has just broken out in the VHL universe, as Jonathan Stark, the Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch, has decided to abdicate his post in hopes of pursuing his career as a hockey player. The news comes as a shock to many people, considering the penalty of leaving such a post is death, yet Mr. Stark has decided the risk is most certainly worth the reward. 

 

Per VHL rules, Jonathan Stark will be entering the upcoming VHLM draft, in order to improve his skills as a player and prove his worth to all executives of VHL teams. The hope for Mr. Stark is most certainly to end up being drafted to the VHL in the near future, because he will need a visa to escape those who will be seeking to execute him. Until that juncture though, Stark is going to receive a temporary visa from his future VHLM team. 

 

Speaking of which, Stark will not have to wait too long to discover where he will be playing his VHLM hockey, as the aforementioned VHLM draft will be occurring tonight. It is an exciting time, because one can rationally argue the VHLM is the place that shapes what type of player you will develop to on and off the ice. Stark has virtually no prior hockey experience, considering his previous hobbies were predominantly killing white walkers and not knowing things. However, Stark possesses heart, which is something that should never be underrated and overlooked. Besides, if anyone gets in his way of achieving his hockey dreams, he can simply slay them with his sword!

 

"Mr. Stark slaying a white walker"

 

While on the run from those trying to kill him for his escape from the watch, VHL reporter Isuckdick Frey, managed to sneak in a quick few words from the former king crow himself. When asked about his aspirations of becoming a hockey player, specifically one in the VHL, Jonathan Stark affirmed, “It’s bloody fucking cold up north, and I was getting sick of eating food infested by worms every day. Moreover, we lack funding to afford good ale now, and are forced to drink some crappy beer named Coors Light; I could not bare it anymore. Hockey is such an awesome sport, and professional players easily get laid. I have not managed to have sex since my ex-lover was killed by the spawn of satan himself; some wanker named Olly.”

 

The reporter could not manage to get more words affirmed from the man himself, but one can certainly now see the mindset of Mr. Stark a bit further from his words. It is going to be an interest journey to watch, and it is going to be difficult to guess how successful his hockey stint will turn out. One thing remains certain though, and that is the eyebrows of VHL executives have most certainly been raised.

 

Edited November 4, 2015 by Winter is Coming

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Content 3/3 I've never watched GoT, so most of the inside jokes were lost on me (to the point where, for five seconds or so, I thought the name Isuckdick was an actual character name and I'm still not 100% sure it isn't), but it was written well and had enough to do with hockey that I'm fine with giving this full points.

Grammar 2/2 It looks good to me, but try not to use two words derived from the same root (like 'breaking' and 'broken') in the same sentence anymore, k?

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