jRuutu 2,489 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 That is true. I have not scored that many goals so far in this season. I only have four in nineteen games. Now, I´m not a pure goal scorer at all, but four goals? That is rather low when you take into consideration that I also get to play on the powerplay. I have been wondering what could be the reason behind all this? I focused on shooting and scoring in the off-season more than ever. Perhaps I´m trying too hard? Another possible reason for my lack of goals is my trip to Thailand during the off-season. I went there for nice little three day holiday. I did all the normal things that young single man would do in Thailand. Visited some bars, saw some nice looking places and met cool people. Overall it was a nice trip. The real reason behind my trip to Thailand was something else though. During last season I was surfing in the internet when I saw a picture of a monk. Few moments later I was on a site where you can read all about monks and Thailand! I contacted a travel agent pretty much immediately and booked a trip to Thailand. I also asked if the travel agent knew anything about monks. He told me that for a small fee, he can show me a special place where I could see lots of monks. I paid the fee immediately.I was excited. Never went to Thailand before. Now, the real reason behind my trip to Thailand was to find a monk who could perhaps bless me and my sticks in order to increase my scoring totals. I was struggling with scoring little bit here and there during last season, even though I managed to score 33 goals in 72 games. I wanted to make sure I get even more goals in the future. Anyways,when I finally arrived to Thailand, the travel agent paid a guy to come and pick me up from the airport. We went to see the monk pretty much immediately. I had about 40 sticks with me. The monk was a cool guy, he was smiling a lot. Not sure exactly what he did since he made sure that I had my eyes closed. He had some kind of incense with him though. Smelled nice. The whole thing was over in ten minutes. He told me that I was blessed, so were my sticks. I said thank you and left. I went to my hotel and started my small holiday by drinking a beer. After playing 20 or so games this season, I must admit that the whole thing did not work so well. I think the monk actually cursed me! I mean that is the only reason I can think of for my lack of goals. Already sent a strongly worded letter to my travel agent about the whole thing. I can only hope that this curse wears out soon. If not, I might have to go to Thailand again and get a another monk to lift the curse. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/25734-claimedlack-of-goals-final-66/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,455 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Damn monks, you can never trust them! jRuutu 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/25734-claimedlack-of-goals-final-66/#findComment-288089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,489 Posted November 22, 2015 Author Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) Damn monks, you can never trust them! So true Edited November 22, 2015 by jRuutu Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/25734-claimedlack-of-goals-final-66/#findComment-288366 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Content: 3/3 - Did you see a monk or the munk? Either way, hopefully you start putting the puck in the back of the net soon. Grammar: 2/2 - Two small things. that young single man = that young single men OR that a young single man surfing in the internet = surfing on the internet Appearance: 1/1 - Yup FINAL: 6/6 Edited November 23, 2015 by flyersfan1493 jRuutu 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/25734-claimedlack-of-goals-final-66/#findComment-288553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,489 Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Content: 3/3 - Did you see a monk or the munk? Either way, hopefully you start putting the puck in the back of the net soon. Grammar: 2/2 - Two small things. that young single man = that young single men OR that a young single man surfing in the internet = surfing on the internet Appearance: 1/1 - Yup FINAL: 6/6 Not sure, I saw a bald guy, that much is for sure. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/25734-claimedlack-of-goals-final-66/#findComment-288653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Claimed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/25734-claimedlack-of-goals-final-66/#findComment-288790 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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