BluObieZ 1,125 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) EXT-ROADSIDE-MORNING A police officer is standing on the roadside looking at his watch as people in orange jump suits clean up garbage from the side of the road. The officer continues to look at his watch as he taps his foot on the road, not even caring about the people that are doing the community service. Off in the distance he sees a bus approaching at a good speed. As the bus nears the bus does not slow down till it’s too close for comfort so the officer has to jump out of the way. The bus comes to a full stop and the door of the bus flies open and Sir William Covington III a roll off the bus before standing quickly to his feet. He is wearing a cape and a crown. William The King is reporting for duty! The officer does not look amused by this and takes out a Breathalyzer for William to take. Which he does gladly. William blows a 0.0 which surprises the officer. So the officer hands William an orange jump suit a trash bag and a pole with which he can pick the garbage up with. William looks at orange jump suit and puts it in the bag William I am not wearing that and you cannot make me Officer Don’t make this more difficult than it already is William whistles and a 20’s hot girl gets off the bus in daisy dukes and a bikini top. He hands her the bag and pole then proceeds to point at garbage around on the ground before walking to his bus and pulling out a lawn chair and sitting on it. The officer looks very irritated now and walks over to William Officer What exactly do you think you are doing? William opens his eyes and looks at the officer William What exactly does it look like I am doing? Getting some sun The officer points at the girl picking up the garbage Officer Who is that? William My intern, her name is Carol and I am showing her the consequences of being a jerk Officer But you were convicted not her William That’s a formality, I am here am I not? There is no law stating I have to do any of this. It just says I have to be present. Officer You are circumventing the ruling William thinks for a second William I guess I am The officer snaps his fingers and points at the garbage Officer You are going to do it yourself and not get anyone to do it for you William sighs and he stands up and heads into the bus and comes down with three bottles of water. The officer grabs one to make sure it’s water. William You could have asked, you can keep that one William goes and starts picking up garbage with the rest of the people. As he is he begins to drink from the water bottles that he brought with him. Trevor a big black guy moves closer to William Trevor Why are you dressed like that? William looks at himself William Like what? Trevor Like a King? William Because I am the rightful King of England Trevor laughs William What’s so funny? Trevor King’s don’t do crime William Some do! Trevor Oh yeah? Like which ones? William Me for example, plus you have no idea why I am here. Maybe I am doing this out of the goodness of my heart Trevor Oh my bad William I could be, but I have no goodness in me. I am here for beating up some seven year old in a street hockey game Trevor That’s messed up William Don’t judge me, you are probably here because you don’t pay child support on your many kids that you aren’t there for Trevor That’s racist! William Hey now, that aint racist. I never said I thought that was wrong. I actually commend you for still plugging away on many sluts not caring about the consequences. If I had a kid I wouldn’t be there for them and I wouldn’t pay a penny. So high five bud Trevor pushes William down on the ground Trevor I am here because I care about my community bro. I am here not because I have to but because I am a good person. Not like you. The officer rushes over to break things up as William stands up and looks at Trevor William Good man? You pushed me for no good reason. You are a wee bit of an arsehole (Later) William is clearly not sober anymore the Officer once again heads to him Officer What is your problem? William stumbles around William You are officer (pointing at a tree) Officer That’s a tree… Have you been drinking? William Yup! Officer Then I have to arrest you, you are under judges orders to not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol William Wrong! He said that when I show up I cannot be. I wasn’t but I am now The officer sighs Officer You are doing it again The officer announces the day is done and that everyone will receive eight hours against their community service. But then turns to William and points Officer But you (poking William in the chest) you are going to get half that because that stunt in the beginning where you almost hit me with that bus. Then that girl and now drinking. You are lucky I am giving four and not none INT-BUS-DAY William is passed out on the bus as Ahma stands there trying to wake him up Ahma We have practice in twenty minutes William mumbles into a pillow Ahma Get up! We need this practice William mumbles into a pillow Ahma Oh you’re useless Ahma goes to leave but William turns his head William Don’t be like that Amarillo Finnishman Ahma Then get up William Why? We suck, what do we need to practice? How to suck even more? Plus I am your best player. I clearly do not need practice Ahma It’s Practice, we do it as a team so get up William Can I send my Intern? Ahma Is she on the team? William thinks for a second William No, but she is on team William Ahma She can’t so get up and get to practice William But we talking about practice man, not the game but practice man. I don’t need to practice Ahma sighs Ahma Don’t you dare quote Allen Iverson INT-RINK-DAY William is skating around practice in his own world. Ahma is trying to conduct drills but William steals the puck off his own team mates and fires them into the crowd. Ahma Stop that! William What? Ahma Shooting the puck into the stands. That’s annoying, and plus we only have a limited amount. We can’t buy anymore. We used up our puck budget already William looks around William But we have six Ahma Yeah and that’s enough, so stop fucking around William shrugs William I’ll just get carol to get them William goes back to fucking around at practice till the point Ahma sends Stabby to stop William. William thinks that Stabby wants to fight him so he throws his helmet, gloves and stick to the ground William You want to go? Okay let’s go Stabby looks on confused Stabby No Ahma told me to talk to you William takes a swing but misses because he is so drunk. He takes another and another. Stabby does not even have to move out of the way as the drunk out of his mind William takes a breath before a big wing that makes him fall face first onto the ice. William laughs as he lays there. William Why is ice so cold? Why can’t it be warm? William licks the ice causing his tongue to freeze to it. The episode ends as William screams for help. Edited November 25, 2015 by KingRobbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,386 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Haha, good ep like usual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Grader Review: " but we're talking about practice man, we're not even talking about the game... the actual game, when it matters... We're talking about practice …" Gotta get the Iverson quote right . Otherwise, this was another entertaining read that easily met the word count. DollarAndADream 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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