BluObieZ 1,125 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 EXT-MOSCOW AIRPORT-NIGHT The private jet of Sir William Covington III lands in Moscow, it is greeted on the tarmac by a fleet of black SUV’s. As the plane comes to a stop the doors to the cars open up and highly armed men get out of the car and secure the area. As the door opens to the plane, Vladimir Putin gets out of one of the SUV’s and walks to the end of the stairs as William emerges from the plane with a giant smile on his face. William walks to Putin and hugs him. Putin How is it going? William Same old shit bud, trying to be me and people hating me for it Putin You come to play for the red wolves? William laughs out loud William I wanted to but the person who runs the team played with his thumbs in his ass Putin Oh he is gay? Russia does not have any gays William No not gay, but stupid Putin Oh we have many of those William This man is not Russian Putin Then fuck him William Exactly Ahma and Stabby stubble to the stairs and as they begin to walk down the stairs Ahma trips and falls all the way down taking Stabby with him. William and Putin laugh at them. Putin snaps his fingers and points at the Ahma and Stabby Putin Take them to Gulag William thinks for a second as he picture the two in the gulag then laughs at the thought William No they are here with me… sadly Putin Yes very sad indeed Putin points down at Ahma and Stabby Putin Put them in the trunk INT-CAR-NIGHT William and Putin are having drinks in the back of the SUV as naked women give them lap dances. Putin has an intense look on his face as William takes the whole bottle of Russian Rum and chugs from it Putin I do not understand why this stupid non-Russian man does not want you to play for his pathetic team William smacks Putin on the leg William Enjoy the sluts, they are my top of the top Russian Prostitutes Putin They are no thrill to me William thinks for a second William I forgot who I was talking to. You ride bears not horses Putin I want to ride a Giraffe William That’s a bit silly if you don’t mind me saying bud. Why not a Tiger or even a Liger Putin Liger? William Yeah they made a Lion and Tiger fuck and out popped at Liger Putin Interesting… William drinks more from the bottle William Interesting indeed Putin pushes the hooker off his lap and pulls out a solid gold phone out of his pocket. He presses a button and waits for a second Putin Get the war head ready William looks at him a bit surprised by what he is hearing William Warhead? What you are doing? Invading a country? Putin No, I will threaten non-Russian with a nuke if he does not trade for you William No offence bud, but I do not want to play for the Red Wolves. They have no chance against Bern Putin thinks for a second Putin How about I invade Switzerland then force them to trade for you. That way you are playing for Russia William I like where you head is at but hold off on that idea for now. I love it in Saskatoon with these two morons William smacks the seat Ahma Can we get out of here? Putin Shut up back there unless you want to be strapped to a nuke Ahma pushes the arm rest down between the seats and pokes his out from the trunk Ahma That might be more comfortable then this Putin It can be arranged William How about getting us to the game and you can nuke whoever you want after Putin I wait for no man! Except for you Willie William give Putin an annoyed look William That’s King William to you Putin Sorry King William INT-LOCKER ROOM-NIGHT William and Putin are drinking heavily in the locker room as Stabby lays in a heap among his equipment and barfing can be heard from the washroom. Putin These two cannot hold their liquor William What do you expect? Ahma is a drunk finnish polar bear hunter that thinks he can run a hockey team and Stabby thinks he can play hockey Stabby mumbles Stabby I play hockey William Yeah horribly Stabby Stabby play hockey William Yes he does but sucks at it Stabby Stabby no suck Putin How do you expect to win with people like this on your team? William Easy! I don’t expect to win Putin I can fix the game William Really? You would do that for me? Putin It would be my pleasure William does the Mr. Burns Excellent thing with his fingers then drinks more. INT-ARENA-NIGHT At the start of the Game Putin is sitting right behind the Red Wolves Bench with a briefcase on his lap. He taps it then points at the coach. The coach talks to his players. As the game starts and Tanner Hynes gets a penalty for Hooking 59 seconds into the game. William gets it done on a very easy goal by Stabby 12 seconds later. Stabby can barely skate but puts the puck in off his face as he is falling face first onto the ice while puking. Putin celebrates the goal which makes the whole arena cheer for the visiting team. Moscow answers back quickly which makes Putin boo his hometown team. The whole arena boos. Ten minutes later Moscow goes up one which infuriates Putin who smacks the briefcase against the glass and saying “У меня есть коды прямо здесь. Я сделаю это. Не вызывайте Мой блеф” which roughly translates to I have the codes right here. I'll do it. Do not call my bluff. 30 seconds later the Re Wolves D lets Stabby and William easily by them and the goalie skates out of the net allowing William easily score. As the arena erupts Steven the GM of the Red Wolves comes down to the bench telling them that Putin will not nuke an arena that he is in. Nor will he nuke his own city. The Red Wolves go onto win 4-2. EXT-AIRPORT-NIGHT Putin Must you leave? William Yeah I have to go be a hockey star elsewhere. But I’ll be back. Find that Liger bud Putin May I kill Steven? William Sure… why not Putin Very good. I will have the KGB go after him William and Putin hug, as William walks up the stairs he does the Nixon pose then goes on to the plane. Two Russian men carry to bags with Ahma and Stabby in them and a 3rd bag filled with Russian rum as the episode fades to black. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26142-claimedlife-in-times-s01e05-liger-threat-reviewed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,428 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 sh*t breaking down Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26142-claimedlife-in-times-s01e05-liger-threat-reviewed/#findComment-291309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,356 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Still no feedback here and it's still open...so I might as well. Feedback:I always enjoyed these script articles. Funny reads. Ahma/William/Putin adventures. Should be a movie. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26142-claimedlife-in-times-s01e05-liger-threat-reviewed/#findComment-293117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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