BluObieZ 1,125 Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 EXT-PARKING LOT-NIGHT A black BMW pulls up into an empty parking lot at night. It is standing there running as crappy old Honda Civic pulls up. Ahma gets out of the Honda and gets into the BMW. INT-BMW-NIGHT Ahma sits next to a man who we can see the face of because the poor lighting. Ahma looks around cautiously. Ahma Were you followed? Man No Ahma Good so are you interested in what I got? Man Let me see it Ahma reaches into his pocket and hand the man a card. The man looks at the card and lets out a “hmmm” Ahma You have to take it, I need to get rid of that Man It has problems Ahma Yes many Man I can’t offer much Ahma All I ask is what I spent on it Man Which is? Ahma nervously looks at his watch Ahma Look you know what I spent on it. You know everything. We have little less than a day to get this done. Are you willing? Man I will get back to you Ahma sighs Ahma They all say that Ahma gets out of the BMW and stands there as the BMW drives away. INT-COFFEE SHOP-MORNING Ahma is nervously sips a coffee as he looks around the coffee shop. As the waitress comes up to him to ask him if he wants a refill he spills the remaining coffee in his mug on the table. As he reaches for the napkins to clean up his mess he spills the salt which makes him frantically try to clean that up. Ahma I can’t have bad luck, not right now. Ahma tosses the salt over his shoulder then picks up the salt shaker to hand it to the waitress but drops it. It hits the floor and shatters. Ahma looks disappointed as he looks at the floor. Ahma Fuck my life Waitress I’ll clean it up Ahma And who will clean up my life? The waitress sits down to talk to Ahma Waitress What’s wrong hun? Ahma I uh… (Looks around) I fucked up Waitress What do you mean? It’s just salt Ahma No not that. The salt is just the cherry on the cake Waitress Salty cake? Ahma No Waitress I’m kidding Ahma Look! I did something and now I cannot undo it. I lost someone and I have no idea where he is Waitress Retrace your steps Ahma I am trying to but it’s hard. I’ve been in a constant state of drunk since I met this man and now he is missing. The most important man in Saskatoon is missing Waitress Oh I am sure the mayor is fine Ahma No I lost the (whispers) The King Waitress You idiot! How did you do that? Ahma It all started when… INT-CLUB-NIGHT The Wild are celebrating a 10-1 loss to Moscow. Sir William Covington III is clearly drunk out of his mind when he stands on a table to make a toast. William I cannot have asked for a better group of losers. You men lose with grace and take it on the chin like a good little slut that I am sure we all will be taking home tonight to take a little energy out on since we sure as hell did not leave it all on the ice. All of you including you Ahma should just retire from hockey. Do the sport a favor. If it was acceptable I would hire my friends the Russian mob to make you all disappear. But those bum fuck losers in the mob won’t do it because some shit about if a whole team disappears it will look suspicious. To that I say fuck you to the Russian mob and the Moscow Red Tampons. William falls down off the table and onto the floor. EXT-CLUB-NIGHT William is standing outside the club talking to a Russian woman in a fur coat. He is hitting on her when a Russian man walks up to him and pushes him away. William does not stand down he walks up to the man and spits in his face. William Do you know who I am? Man Fuck you William I am the King of England Man I don’t care if you were the Queen of Mars. I am the Prince of Moscow so you better fuck off William Prince of Moscow? You fucks don’t have a royal family Man I am Russian Mob William I know Putin so fuck off The man calls someone and has a conversation in Russian. After hanging up, he puts his hands in the air. Man I am sorry Mr Covington William I’m sure you are William grabs the woman from before and kisses her in front of the man. Which angers him. William Does this anger you? The man fights to stay quite as William goes back to kissing her. William reaches up her short skirt which makes he begin to moan. Man That’s my wife William laughs as he begins to kiss her neck Man Stop! William stops William She is mine, not yours. She’s my whore! William grabs her hand and leads her to the limo. Before getting into the limo William looks back at the man William Oh, you and your mob can go fuck yourselves The woman grabs Williams crotch and pulls him into the limo INT-LIMO-NIGHT William is standing up in the limo and out of the sun roof. He is shouting obscenities at anyone around. Ahma is trying to talk to the limo driver who clearly is drunk. Ahma Can you please slow down? The driver does not respond Ahma Please get us to the airport in one piece. I need this man to survive this one. Ahma looks out the window Ahma Fuck… they found us A loud bang then another one can be heard. The limo is being rammed by another car. William can be heard yelling at the car telling them that they can’t touch him. The limo is rammed by a 3rd car which flips the limo over. Everything becomes black. As Ahama goes in and out of consciousness men speaking in Russian can be heard and the sound of a car door being ripped open can be heard. INT-DINER-MORNING Ahma Now I have no idea where he is Waitress Well that sounds like a pickle you are in Ahma The owner of the team loves him and if I do not trade him before today he will expect William to be in every game we have left. The “He is too drunk” excuse will be only good maybe one to three games Waitress Are you telling me that you are trying to trade him? Ahma Yes, didn’t you hear me? I have been in a constant drunk state since he arrived Waitress But he is the reason why people go to games Ahma But we have other players Waitress Yes but he is the most entertaining Ahma sighs as his phone rings. He answers it Ahma Hello? William Who is this? Ahma Ahma William Oh yeah! Pick me up William Where? William Where I am! William hangs up the phone. Ahma sits there in shock. Not knowing where to go. After a few moments he gets a text message with co-ordinates. Ahma stands up and runs out of the coffee shop without paying. INT-CAR-MORNING Ahma is calling the man that he met with the night before Ahma I found him Man Great! We still have time. Once you are with him call me so I can talk to him Ahma Finally! I will get rid of him EXT-STRIP BAR-MORNING Ahma pulls up to a strip bar and William stumbles out of it piss drunk. William walks up to Ahma’s shit box car and passes out on the hood. Ahma gets out of the car. Ahma Where in the fuck have you been? William Places Ahma Like where? EXT-STREETS-NIGHT William is pulled from the limo wreckage by Russians and is driven away. INT-HOSPITAL-NIGHT William is being treated at a hospital INT-MOB LAIR-NIGHT William is partying with the Russian Mob EXT-STRIP BAR-MORNING William They thought you kidnapped me so they came after us Ahma But you could have told them I did not William That’s not fun Ahma sighs as he reaches for his phone and hands it William William Who is it? Ahma Just okay the deal William What? William listens to the man on the a bit before interrupting him William I don’t know who you are and I don’t care. The answer is no. William hangs up the phone and smashes the phone so the man cannot call back. Ahma looks on in horror Ahma What did you just do? William shrugs Ahma I had a trade for you and you fucked it up William Oh well Ahma Oh well? Oh well? (Ahma grabs William by the shirt) I was getting a great return for you. I was getting my life back. I was going to get sober but you fucked it up! William pushes Ahma away before fixing his clothes William First off. Don’t touch me. Secondly you will never and I mean ever get sober. Lastly I don’t care, I want to be in Saskatoon. Ahma sits down against his car defeated as he begins to cry William What team was it anyway? The episode fades to black. DollarAndADream 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26275-claimedlife-in-times-s01e06-agreement-fuckery/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
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