BluObieZ 1,125 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) INT-ALEXIA CASINO-NIGHT People are gathered around the stage area at the casino as the Casino owner Robbie Zimmers speaks to the crowd. Robbie I had grand ideas in the past starting my own casino city but that never came to fruition. So I settled on the new gem of the Las Vegas Strip the Alexia. The Alexia has more gaming tables then any casino in the world, it has more hotel rooms and to put a nice cherry on top of this yummy cake that I call a Casino is the entertainment arena. It can comfortably seat sixty nine thousand for concerts, sixty plus thousand for needless and boring basketball games, seventy five thousand for wrestling events and around fifty five thousand for hockey games. Why hockey? You ask and I ask why not hockey? Las Vegas is large untapped market in sports and I plan on proving that. The MGM down the road is hoping to seat right around twenty thousand for hockey games. I beat that by almost triple. Why? Because I can. I have a big announcement coming up about all this but right now enjoy the casino and lose your hard earned dollars. I have shit to do. We now see Sir William Covington drinking at a bar, he looks very drunk as he leans on a blackout drunk Ahma who is passed out at the bar. William Wake up you drunk Ahma mumbles William You're a horrible drunk Ahma mumbles William I bring you here for this event and you do this. What are you a woman? Can’t handle you alcohol? Seriously you make me sick Robbie works his way through the crowd and walks up to William Robbie Glad you could make it Ahma groaning Robbie You better make sure that (points at Ahma) does not puke on my floors William and Robbie hug William Great place you have here Robbie It’s not bad William Not bad? It’s fucking amazing Robbie laughs Robbie Yeah, I know. Isn’t it just fucking the sexiest casino in town? Naked strippers as dealers. I mean who didn’t think about that in this town William Its genius Robbie Guess who has the Villa? William You? Robbie Well it is mine but, I booked it for you. Free of charge bud! William FUCK YES! Robbie But you need to host a party there for a few close friends since it is opening night William Me and (Smacks Ahma’s back hard knocking him to the ground) Ahma… (Looking down at Ahma) are always down to party. Ahma is a bit more down right now than usual INT-VILLA-NIGHT People are partying as a big crowd is huddled around something in the middle of the room. As we get close we can see that it is Ahma is passed out in the middle of the room with liquor bottles around him. Robbie and William make their way through the crowd with something that looks like an IV line and a couple new bottles of liquor Robbie Hold him down William looks at Ahma William He’s down for the count, he won’t fight Robbie Perfect! Robbie proceeds to shove the line down Ahma’s throat before putting the tube that splits into two to an IV bag holder that now has been converted to hold bottles of liquor. Robbie attaches one line to a bottle of Finnish Vodka and the other to Russian Rum. He puts the bottles upside down in the holder and flicks the line to get the air out. Robbie Start a one drip per second drip William I have no idea how Robbie does it himself and gets up Robbie Everyone leave this drunk alone. He is a Finnish drunk and the mixture of pure alcohol from Finland and Russia will either kill him or wake him up Robbie turns to William Robbie William please follow me. I want to show you something Robbie leads William out to the outdoor private pool and the amazing view of Las Vegas EXT-BALCANY-NIGHT Robbie This is the life! Isn’t it William If it was possible to become the actual King of Las Vegas I would Robbie This is what I wanted to show you. All this from Freemont Street to Excalibur is for the taking. William Can we forget about places like stratosphere, Circus Circus and Excalibur? Robbie laughs Robbie Yeah, fuck those shit holes. I have plans to get rid of them along with the Flamingo and a few shit holes once I take over William Take over? You running for mayor?... President? Fuck man that’s amazing Robbie laughs Robbie While running for President crossed my mind I don’t have time for that. I plan to take over because of this Casino and the money I will be making off the arena. This is why I have you here. I need to know your plans for after the draft William Depends on who drafts me Robbie Let’s just say one of the seven teams you do not want to play for drafts you William Then I right away demand a trade which is their only option. If I do not get the trade I sit the season Robbie What if I told you that you did not have to sit a season? William thinks for a second William What you got a team? Robbie Not in the VHL, fuck that shit hole of a league William Then where? Robbie That I cannot tell you before the big announcement William But you already told me enough Robbie Let’s just say this. I have a team… but I also have more. This arena at fifty five thousand seats will sell the hell out and in a season I can make a ton of cash. William So you have a NHL expansion team? Robbie laughs Robbie Better than that! I have a team, a premier arena and something else that is amazing. William Can I invest in this team? Or even arena? Robbie Fuck yes you can! I want you to feel like it’s as much yours as it is mine. Even though I will own a much bigger percent of the arena and team then you. William When do you start play? Robbie All in due time bud. But now let’s have fun Shouting can be heard from across the balcony. William and Robbie look over to see Vladimir Putin dangling Stabby over the railing. Stabby No drop Stabby Putin Stop talking like that! Stabby Stabby drunk Putin Shut up! Stabby No drop me Putin pretends to be losing his grip on Stabby Putin I can’t hold you much longer. I need you to agree or I will drop you Stabby I no agree Putin Then say hi to the ground Stabby Okay! Okay! I agree to go out on a date with that old homeless woman Putin pulls him up Putin That’s if it’s really a woman, years of dirt can make anything look like that Putin walks to Robbie and William Putin Has he agreed? Robbie Vaguely yes Putin Then I am vaguely excited Robbie I vaguely understand INT-VILLA-MORNING The room is totally trashed. Ahma is still laying on the ground and appears to be not breathing. He is whiter then a blank piece of paper. Both bottles are empty. Stabby is laying on the bar counter with smashed bottles all around him and the homeless person sleeping with their head between his legs. Robbie is laying on an inflatable raft in a kiddie pool with a naked stripper laying on him. William wakes up handcuffed to a sleeping Ligar. William looks at the Ligar and looks around the room William Uh… guys? Robbie groans as he lays there. Stabby falls off the bar with the homeless person which wakes up Robbie Robbie What? (Looks around) what?... I’m up! William Where is Putin? Robbie Why? William I’m kind of cuffed to a Ligar and he is the only person I know that has access to one Robbie looks around the villa and does not spot him Robbie I guess we fucked up William Fucked up? I’m the one cuffed to a Liger Robbie laughs Robbie Sucks to be you Robbie looks down at the stripper who is still really drunk. He taps the top of her head Robbie Morning head would be nice She does not respond so he pushes her into the kiddie pool as he gets up as he surveys the room Robbie Yep! We fucked up. It’s like out version of Hangover. But more epic William How? Robbie Trashed room, hookers, cocaine, Tigers William It’s a Liger Robbie Whatever. Not to mention we lost someone William Yeah the guy with the hand cuff keys Stabby gets up groggy and goes to shower with his homeless date as Robbie walks around he looks at the lifeless Ahma. Robbie The fin might be FIN…ished William What? Robbie He’s dead, he’s all white and not breathing William thinks for a second William RIP! But fuck him! He’s selfish for dying. Taking the easy way out. I am the one stuck to a Liger! Robbie Okay, we all know what you are stuck to. You don’t have to keep bringing it up William I would love to see how calm you would be cuffed to one Robbie There you go bringing it up again Screams can be heard coming from the washroom. Which wakes up Putin who was sleeping inside the fridge. He opens it up and walks over to the Liger smacks it. Making it wake up and stand up. Putin gets on it and smacks it again Putin Giddy up! William Uh Vlad? Putin Enjoy the ride The Liger begins to race around the Villa dragging William with it. Knocking things down breaking them. All the commotion somehow snaps Ahma out of what was liquor coma. He sits up and takes a big breath. As screams can still be heard from the washroom. Robbie looks at his phone and smacks his forehead Robbie Fuck! I’m late to my big press conference Stabby IT’S A FUCKING MAN! FUCK!!!!!!!! IT’S A FUCKING MAN! HE HAS BALLS AND A DICK!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! INT-MEDIA ROOM-MORNING Robbie walks up to the podium and taps the microphone that makes a loud noise that gives Robbie a head ache. Robbie stands there rubbing his forehead Robbie Look, I know I am late. Do I care? No. Why? Because you are little fucks in this world and I am the big fish that eats people like you for breakfast. But anyways, to my announcement. I built this resort and Casino with a big arena because I had a plan. A grand plan. I have started my own hockey league. It’s the LHL or Legendary Hockey League. I have brought a hockey franchise to Las Vegas. They are called the Las Vegas Debauchery. My seasonal profits off the team look to be around two hundred and fifty one million dollars. Which will make it the premiere team in the league. Ticket prices actually are pretty fair but that is on my standards not yours. But I guess I should talk about the league a bit more huh? It’s an eight team league. Other teams are The 1983 Edmonton Oilers, 2001 Colorado Avalanche, NHL Stars and Team Canada in one conference while my Las Vegas Debauchery will be in the same conference as the Sunnyvale Dealers, VHL Stars and VHL Legends. The league will pay its first season just as the VHL starts its next. I have already reached out to VHL top draft prospect Sir William Covington III or as we know him The King of Las Vegas. To play for his hometown team. He said he will get back to me on that. So with that I bid you all a fuck off and no questions. Robbie walks away as the episode fades to black Edited December 18, 2015 by KingRobbie Ahma 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26535-claimedlife-in-times-s01e07-vegas-baby-vegasreviewed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kylrad 178 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Feedback Nice story, sounds like a fun trip Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/26535-claimedlife-in-times-s01e07-vegas-baby-vegasreviewed/#findComment-295595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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