BluObieZ 1,125 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 INT-PLANE-DAY Sir William Covington III is passed out on top of a naked model with cocaine on her boobs. Putin walks around the cabin drunk while chanting something. Putin If we go down I want to go down drinking Ahma who is in the washroom puking kicks the door open Ahma We’re not going down Putin That’s what you think A cellphone begins to ring in the background which makes William fall off the women he is laying on. He begins to look for his phone. As he answers he sits up. William Covi’s phone… It’s not me though William snorts cocaine off the girl’s boobs as he listens William First off, this is not William and secondly if it was him he still won’t be showing up to your stupid game. He has hired some joe schmo to play for him. So don’t worry you will have a warm body. I am pretty sure that Willie is off to watch the Super Bowl live William nods mockingly as say “uh huh” as he holds the phone away from his head as he drinks from a bottle of rum William That’s nice. Bye Bye Frye EXT-LEVI STADIUM-DAY William and his entourage show up in a fleet of SUV’s the fans outside the stadium tailgating are forced to step aside by William’s security detail. William opens the door of his SUV and falls out onto the ground with a football in his arms William TOUCHDOWN!!!!!! Ahma jumps out of the car and onto William taking the ball from him then running away Ahma FUMBLE William looks at his security detail and snaps his fingers. They now run after Ahma and as soon as they get near Ahma they Taser him and take the ball off him. William is now helped to his feet by Putin who gives him a big “Das Boot” to drink. William drinks it all and smashes it to the ground. As William is walking to the stadium he comes across group of Panther Fans. William Your team sucks, Cam will be made to look like an idiot by the Denver D Fan Fuck that, have you seen how we destroyed the Seahawks and Cardinals. If you think the beating you guys took last super bowl was bad wait till Cam runs wild on you William pushes the fan down William Don’t ever and I mean ever quote Hulk Hogan to me BROTHER! The only place Cam will be running is to his mommy crying just like you and your punk bitch buddies The fans friends try to get into the face of William but William’s security detail backs them off so William can leave INT-SKYBOX 1ST QUARTER-DAY Malik Jackson recovers the ball in the end zone after a Von Miller strip sack on Cam Newton. William goes wild and runs around the skybox screaming. William TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! What you gonna do Cam? Ahma who is sitting in the corner as he rubs the bruises on his arms from being tasered and tackled. Ahma I hope the Panthers win now William Get out Ahma Why? William Because you are fucked in the head and this is a Broncos fan only zone Ahma I was cheering for them before we got here William Was being the operative word here. Ahma Come on William points at the door William And don’t come back till you cheer for the right team INT-SKYBOX 2ND QUARTER-DAY Jonathan Stewart scores a TD late in the 2nd quarter making it a 10-7 game. Ahma pops his head into the skybox Ahma Told you William throws a bottle at the door, it smashes as Ahma closes the door again William We are still winning ass clown and now you aren’t coming to the after party so you might as well leave now. Ahma opens the door Ahma I can’t leave you because I am here to watch Davos’ property and make sure he does not get hurt William throws yet another bottle at the door William I’ll hurt you if you don’t leave INT-SKYBOX 3rd QUARTER-DAY Brandon McManus nails 30 yard FG to make it a 13-7 game. William Two possession game, that’s what I like to see William snaps his fingers William Time to start the celebration William now annoyed snaps his fingers again William Where the fuck is my beer assistant? Putin Coked out of her mind? Ahma opens the door again Ahma Don’t start partying yet, it’s not over till the fat lady sings William So Lady Gaga? Or are we talking about Beyonce? If it’s either of them then that already happened Ahma Damn… Ahma goes to close the door defeated but William stops him William Get in here you sack of shit you are my new beer assistant INT-SKYBOX 4th QUARTER-NIGHT C J Anderson runs the ball in to make it 22-10 and after a two point conversion it becomes 24-10. William who now is really smashed out of his mind stands on a glass table and pops two bottles of champagne and showers everyone William We are the fucking champions! Ahma is now seen trying to clean up the champagne with a small napkin as he cries Ahma It’s not over William showers Ahma in champagne William It’s over bitch EXT-FIELD-NIGHT The episode ends as William tackles Von Miller as the clock runs out and the confete flies. William We the da fuckin’ champs my friend and we will keep on fightin’ to the end! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28014-life-in-times-s02eo2-golden-50-reviewed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,428 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 amazing! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28014-life-in-times-s02eo2-golden-50-reviewed/#findComment-310093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,889 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Claimed but keeping it open for discussion since recently posted Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28014-life-in-times-s02eo2-golden-50-reviewed/#findComment-310284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoldenGhore 17 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 This was hilarious, I loved this article so much man!! Definitely can't wait to read more of you're articles! Keep up the good work and good luck in the draft bud!! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28014-life-in-times-s02eo2-golden-50-reviewed/#findComment-313057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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