Claimed:Life In Times S02E05 "Oh Captain My Captain" [Reviewed 2/2] [Reviewed]

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INT-COURT ROOM-DAY

A court room sits silent as they wait for something to happen the judge looks at the clock on the wall and signals a lawyer to approach the bench. The lawyer named Harvey Goldman is a cocky looking man is leaned back in his chair with his feet rested on the table in front of him. Harvey stands up and fixes his suit and approaches the bench

 

Harvey

What?

 

Judge Warren Brown

Don’t what me. Where is your client?

 

Harvey shrugs his shoulders

 

Harvey

Fucked if I know but the defendant is not even here either

 

Warren

They do not have to be here. They are important people

 

Harvey

And my client isn’t?

 

Warren

Don’t waste the time of this court with this matter. Your client clearly does not care enough about it to show up

 

Harvey

Give him a few min or a few hours

 

Warren motions the defendant’s lawyer up to the bench

 

Warren

Cooper, Harvey here is asking us to wait a little longer

 

Cooper

I am a busy man, my clients would like this thrown out

 

Warren

I am willing to grant that but we need to give his client a bit longer

 

Cooper shrugs

 

Cooper

I’ll give him thirty minutes

 

Warren looks at Harvey

 

Warren

Thirty minutes not a second more. Go find your client

 

Harvey turns and walks back to his table. He picks up his cellphone and texts someone “31 minutes” As Harvey sits down in his chair he looks up at Warren.

 

Harvey

I know exactly where my client is

 

Thirty minute pass and Harvey’s client does not show up. Warren picks up his gavel out of frustration but as he is about to slam it down Harvey stops him

 

Harvey

I wouldn’t do that if I were you

 

Warren gets angry

 

Warren

Oh yeah? Why is that? You asked for 30 minutes and I gave it to you. Now you ask me not to throw this ridiculous case out and I don’t see a reason why I would grant that

 

Just then the court room doors fly open and in walks a very drunk Sir William Covington III. He stumbles to the front and falls face first to the floor

 

Harvey

That’s why your honor. I present you my client and rightful king of England Sir William Covington III

 

William mumbles

 

William

You forgot Esquire

 

Harvey

That’s not approved yet

 

William

Shut up

 

Warren slams down the gavel to get order in his court

 

Warren

Enough! You make a mockery of my court and you want me to hear your silly outlandish case? Why should I even listen?

 

William stands up and tries to fix his clothes

 

William

You call this a mockery? I’ll show you a mockery

 

William goes to the defendants table and spills their water onto their notes. Then he goes and kisses the court clerk before forcing Warren to give him props before flipping Warren off.

 

William

That’s a mockery

 

Warren

You have seconds to explain where you are going with this or I will hold you in contempt of court.

 

William

I am here to tell you and show you that I am the rightful king of England and not those morons that hold it now. You say I waste your time but not one current member of the royal family is here. They are not here to address the allegations I have against them. They are terrorist, they are rude, and they are flat out not needed anymore. Why have a royal family? Britain has a PM so why have a queen? I for one want the throne back to me because my side of the family was forced out and we got screwed. I just want what is mine which is the throne and crown. I then will dissolve the Royal family because it is meaningless and no one likes Royals. I have plans which I do not have to say in court. So do not think this is me trying to stir things up. I don’t want to merely just get rid of the so called royal family. I want to rid the world of that awful crown and install a new type of “royal” family that people will respect. I have piles and I do mean piles of evidence which backs up anything I have said and will say. It’s enough to let this to go to trial.

 

William starts to walk out of court

 

Warren

Where are you going?

 

William

To party

 

Warren

I have not made my judgement. I can rule against this going to court

 

William

You will not do that

 

Warren

How do you know?

 

William snaps his fingers and a stream of people enter the courtroom with boxes of files.

 

William

That is every shred of evidence I have. Enough proof to show that if you rule against a trial you will lose your standing as a judge

William leaves the court room

 

Warren

This is going to trial so defence prepare for it and make sure a royal representative is here next court date.

 

Warren turns to Harvey

 

Warren

As for you. Keep your client on a tighter leash. Make sure he is on time from now on

 

Harvey

With all due respect 31 minutes late is on time for him

 

INT-LIMO-DAY

William is doing coke off a stripper’s naked body when Harvey gets into the limo

 

Harvey

Where is your entourage?

 

William looks around

 

William

Uh… oh yeah… Ahma fucked off and Putin is doing his Putin thing in Russia

 

Harvey

You know now I have to follow you everywhere so you do not make an ass of yourself and don’t compromise the case

 

William laughs

 

William

Do you even know me? Everything I do makes an ass of myself

 

Harvey

Then you don’t know men. I will surround you with people that will make you look good even though you are a fucked individual

 

William

Why thank you, I take that as the highest complement

 

William looks at his watch

 

William

We better hurry up, I have a press conference in a few

 

Harvey

Oh god for what?

 

William

Don’t worry it’s a good cause… I think

 

INT-PRESS ROOM-DAY

Harvey

He? You mean he is the next one in line? Seriously? Come on

 

Security

Look man I just work here I have no idea what is going on

 

Harvey

They are about to announce him as the next…

 

William walks to the podium

 

William

I would like to say it is an honor and all that shit to be the next Captian of the Dynamo but that would be a complete and utter lie. I maybe the next captain but I am still the man that I was yesterday and the day before that. Will I lead? Sure I will lead my team to endless Charles pub and grill were endless shots are just $40.

 

The episode ends as William walks away from the podium.

 

 

 

 

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Feedback:

It seems to me that the reviewers seem to avoid your script-like PT's. I'll give it an official review.

I'd love it to be more VHL related, but I like reading these regardless. Covington is a champ.

Awesome Harvey Specter reference.

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Review

Awesome stuff as always Robbie, I always enjoy these and am glad that you are bring back King and Mulligan. This is well written as always and definitely worth a read.