BluObieZ 1,125 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 INT-AIRPORT-DAY Sir William Covington III is standing in the waiting area of airport he is talking to the person at the gate and seems to be yelling at them. William Do you fucking know who I am? Employee I don’t care who you are sir, you cannot board the plane. You showed up fifteen minutes before the flight. The flight was over booked so we gave your seat away William How can you over book it? You have an x amount of seats and you sell more? Are you guys that fucked? Employee I don’t know what to say to you sir, we can get you onto a flight at… The employee looks at the computer screen Employee Seven am tomorrow morning William Seven AM? Are you fucking kidding me? I got a hockey game tomorrow I have to get out today Employee This is your only option sir William grabs the employee by his collar William No, it’s not. I will give you the only option which is you fuck head will get the moron who stole my seat and take him off the flight so I can get on it Employee Take your hands off me William Or else what? The employee points at security who surround them Employee They may taze you INT-INTAROGATION ROOM-DAY Security officer What do you think you were doing sir? William Trying to get on the flight that I paid to be on Security officer You gave up your seat showing up so late William Oh shut up The Security officer slams his fist down on the table Security officer You don’t tell me to shut up. I can throw you into jail buddy William Jail? Me? For what? Security officer You put your hands on that gate agent. That could be taken as a threat. You could be treated as a Terrorist William You and I both know that I the rightful king of England am not a terrorist Security officer I happen to be twenty eight point six three percent English and I do not like what you are doing by bringing them to court William looks at the officer oddly William What the fuck? Twenty eight point six three? How in the flying fuck do you know exactly what percent? And how in the holy fuck can you be point six three percent of anything? Or even twenty eight. It’s either you are half something and half other or one hundred percent something. You sir are fucked Security officer It’s a highly convoluted situation. My grandmother was a bit of a busy person. My other one didn’t really have a husband. So I went on my ancestry.com… Why am I telling you this? William Cause your fucked? Security officer No sir! You are! You’re the terrorist William laughs William Terrorist? Me? Hahahahaha no maybe in your dreams but in reality I am a plain king that plays hockey out of boredom for a team that I don’t really want to play for in a city that I hate. Security officer You done? William With what? Security officer Going on a stupid rant William I will say what I want when I want what’s stopping me? You? Security officer throws cuffs at William Security officer Put those on William These are handcuffs buddy. They cannot shut me up. Are you that dumb to believe HAND cuffs are to make someone shut up? They are called hand cuffs for a reason Security officer Shut it and shut it now William No I will not Security officer Put them on and shut up William Ask nicely Security officer NOW! William No way jose Security officer You are wearing my patience thin William Thin like your brain? Security officer I’m going to count to three William Can you? Security officer One William Two Security officer No I count! William Three Security officer Will you stop it? William Four Security officer slams his fist on the table Security officer Two Security officer intensely Security officer Three INT-AIRPORT-DAY Security officer is leading a cuffed William towards a security van but out of nowhere Williams Lawyer Harvey and Putin come out of nowhere Harvey Un cuff that man right this second Security officer And if I don’t? Harvey I will have your fired within seconds. You arrested that man for assault not terrorism. Slap him with a fine and be over with it Security officer I can’t do that I already told the FBI that I caught a Terrorist Harvey No you have not, in fact on the helicopter ride here… which by the way we landed on runway twelve I believe so we are going to need free fuel for my clients troubles. But as I was saying you didn’t even call the police, nor did you call the FBI, CIA or anything like that. You are just trying to scare him. I highly suggest you let him go because you won’t scare him. He will just get more annoying. So I highly suggest you uncuff and back away The Security officer thinks for a second before uncuffing William. Harvey leads William away Harvey I take my eyes off you for a minute and you get arrested for terrorism? William Eh… it was a slow day. Don’t judge me Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/29012-claimedlife-in-times-s02e06-airport-fuckery-reviewed-22/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Claimed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/29012-claimedlife-in-times-s02e06-airport-fuckery-reviewed-22/#findComment-322872 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,357 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Feedback: I need to say it: Should be more VHL related. Love that Hanks movie. Since I loved the read I think I can let this non-VHL related article pass, but next time try adding some VHL stuff in there.. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/29012-claimedlife-in-times-s02e06-airport-fuckery-reviewed-22/#findComment-327231 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,357 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Feedback: I need to say it: Should be more VHL related. Love that Hanks movie. Since I loved the read I think I can let this non-VHL related article pass, but next time try adding some VHL stuff in there.. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/29012-claimedlife-in-times-s02e06-airport-fuckery-reviewed-22/#findComment-327232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Review Once again entertaining stuff by Robbie, like much of these they deserve a read because it is entertaining and you can really imagine it like it is a TV show Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/29012-claimedlife-in-times-s02e06-airport-fuckery-reviewed-22/#findComment-474503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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