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Did you miss me? If not, #IDGAF then. The Moscow rebuild plan is going in smooth fashion: we're taking lots of L's, we will take last place in our conference and Wolves will take some quality youngstas. We almost stopped to score and even if Moscow get 3-4 goals on the board, there's no Guntis Petenis' name on it...until today. As we know, the Goalie Hall of Shame consists of two goalies: Ivars Klajums (3x) and Sam Wall (x1). But that won't last long as today's game against Ottawa was too lucky for Gunča. He somehow managed to get 3 points, including...

 

....

 

2 GOALS!!! Ok, that shouldn't be too surprising after OSL G's show, but that happened against the CPU, not human! And before I'll name that miserable piece of nobody, I should answer one question that may will come for ya'll mouth: How dare you to put in your filthy list a woman you fakin' Hedgebitch? My answer is: #IDGAF. So let's start a ceremony, which might kill a promising career. Give it up for:

 

 

:ott:Joanna Akerfeldt:ott:

 

I'm really sad about this. Ottawa was a second Zeptenbegrs' team and I had some fun here...and now I will have to trash talk Lynx' player. So dear Joanna, I'm suggesting you to finish your career and go back to the kitchen, where nobody will see your sad face, which is full of lash ink (yea I know, you're crying right now) and forget about the hockey. Because after that match you will never EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEver be the same...again. I must give to you a veeeeeeeery little credit for saving a penalty shot from Petenis to not make an ultimate emarrassment, but come on, how can you let a goal from Guntis in penalty shot? It's impossbile even for Klajums. Even for OSL G. And even for you. But you still should retire. Thanks for the listening and farewell. 

 

 

Goalie Hall of Shame:

 

 

:yuk:Ivars Klajums:yuk:(3x inductee)

:ott:Joanna Akerfeldt:ott: (2x inductee)

:brm:Sam Wall:brm:

 

 

@enigmatic^_^

 

 

 

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On 21.6.2016. at 11:11 PM, hedgehog337 said:

How dare she!?

 

I said how dare she!!!???

 

First time she failed twice, now she couldn't save another shot from GP. The most shitty thing is Moscow made only 4 shots to the net. Cheese.

 

 

Goalie Hall of Shame:

 

 

:yuk:Ivars Klajums:yuk:(3x inductee)

:ott:Joanna Akerfeldt:ott: (3x inductee)

:brm:Sam Wall:brm:

 

And now we have a two absolutely worthless nobodies battling for the LOTY award (yes, @ADwyer87, Petenis is not a real loser). But I guess that's a good news for Klajums and @Victor as Ivars isn't alone anymore. Let's celebrate together eh?

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