Banackock 7,976 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Gonna use my magic powers here I see the future and it looks potentially about the same as the last few seasons. The Toronto Legion have been the most dominant team in the league for the past 2 seasons and have once again carried it on this season. They're first in the league, ahead of the 2nd team (Cologne), by 5 points and are currently on the hottets last 10 game streak with a record of 9-1-0. While their offense hasn't pushed into first place for most goals scored, the same and usual Hans Winsgate has claimed the top position for least goals allowed and is safely carrying his team once again. So the question we have to ask is "With 2 clear cut potential champs in each conference, will the other bottom teams matter and if not, who takes the cup between the Express and Toronto?". As stated, their are two clear cut potential champs in the two conference. The North American being Toronto and the European champ being the Cologne Express. Behind each team, you don't see another team with another hot record, an extreme amount of dominance over the season or anything special. You see a whole group of teams with similar records, similar streaks and struggles and nothing to run home to tell your fuck buddy about. While it's obvious other teams are stronger, that don't mean fuck all as their records are still shit. So with this information and all the other shit available to us on the interweb, I shall try my best to look into my crystal ball and predict the future based off the standings today. Round ONE of S50 Playoffs Meute VS Bears 4-1 Meute Let's get real here. Even as badly as I'd like to say I'd kick Brovy in the cock as a struggling team and eliminate them from playoffs, sending him off to cry like a little bitch, probably not going to happen. Meute is still a solid team and although we have similar records and aren't too far off with points, their elite talent and depth is much stronger. Meute takes the series in 5 games, but the Bears manage to steal game 3 just for shits and gigs. Dynamo VS Titans 4-1 Dynamo I'm not quite sure what is it, how it is or any sort of scientific bull shit that could figure this out, but Davos and the Titans have similar records, while Davos should be light years ahead. Same as the Meute/Bears right up, pretty simple to pick a chosen godly like winner here and we'll have to roll off with the team that I built VIA trade, da Dynamo. Titans get a game in their just to get a cheap shot at Robbie. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND TWO Meute VS Legion 4-2 Legion This will be a tough one and we're thinking it's going to go down to the nail. Either team could win and I'd love to be the one to predict that Meute will be the ones to fuck the Legions chances at a threeee-peat or some shit. Simply put, they won't. Winsgod will battle that shit off and they will fall. Meute lose in 6. Express VS Dynamo 4-3 Express Unlike the series above, it's not going to be as close but potentially has the ground to go the same distance. I'm thinking that this series is going to be tighter than a 18 yr old first starting out in porn and it could go either way. At this point in the regular season, we're going to roll out and give it to the Express. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finals Express Vs Legion 4-1 Legion Winsgod holds them together, much stronger team and take advantage of that weak ass goaltending in Cologne. Mo fuckas hoist the cup again. Only way Toronto loses is if QUE beats them imo. evrydayimbyfuglien and CowboyinAmerica 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evrydayimbyfuglien 600 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Review: "Titans get a game in their" should be "there" I'm also not familiar with the phrase "going down to the nail" I've heard "tooth and nail" as in "fighting tooth and nail" but whatever. Overall great article. I hope you're wrong about is losing to the Legion again. Hopefully I'll remember to check your predictions at the end of the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,976 Posted August 6, 2016 Author Share Posted August 6, 2016 7 minutes ago, evrydayimbyfuglien said: Review: "Titans get a game in their" should be "there" I'm also not familiar with the phrase "going down to the nail" I've heard "tooth and nail" as in "fighting tooth and nail" but whatever. Overall great article. I hope you're wrong about is losing to the Legion again. Hopefully I'll remember to check your predictions at the end of the playoffs. Have been working like crazy lately and worked a 13 hour shift yesterday on 1.5 hours sleep (long story). Luckily, the article didn't shit the bed too bad. evrydayimbyfuglien 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evrydayimbyfuglien 600 Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Just now, Banackock said: Have been working like crazy lately and worked a 13 hour shift yesterday on 1.5 hours sleep (long story). Luckily, the article didn't shit the bed too bad. Still better than some people with no excuse lol Banackock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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