BluObieZ 1,125 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 (edited) EXT-HELIPAD-DAY Buck @JardyB10 is thrown hard into the hood of the cruiser of a new police officer on scene. Sargent EAGIN FANI a 30’s white male over eager policer officer pats down Buck. Eagin @eaglesfan036 You are under arrest Buck For what? Eagin Conspiracy to do terrorist acts Buck Conspiracy?... Terrorist? What? I’m not a terrorist Eagin That’s what they all say then they blow themselves up. I hate that Buck I hate it to Eagin Shut up, I do the talking here Buck Look man, call ATU Eagin shoves Buck hard into the cruiser Eagin You have the right to remain silent Buck CALL ATU, THEY WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING Eagin shoves Buck harder Eagin Which you clearly have not chosen to shut up… Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Buck Court? I need to know what I am being arrested for. It can’t be terrorism since I am not a terrorist… I HATE TERRORIST Eagin You have the right to an attorney… I don’t know why but you do. You are obviously guilty of terrorism. They should throw you in a hole and left to die you terrorist scum Buck Are you not listening to what I am saying? CALL ATU AND THEY WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. I AM AN ANTI-TERRORIST AGENT Eagin Aren’t you all anti-terror? Actually don’t answer that. Eagin slaps on the cuffs on Buck and spins him around Buck Aren’t you going to finish my rights? Eagin knees Buck in the gut making Buck fall to the ground Eagin That was a test you terrorist scum. If you were an agent you would know them. Buck lays on the ground gasping for air INT-HELICOPTER-DAY Ken is sitting in his helicopter as it flies over the skyline of New York. He looks over the city with an evil look on his face. He calls Rob. Ken I should be at the location in a few minutes Rob Me and the boys are just arriving. We are just waiting on you and the stupid noodle wielding maniac Asian. Ken Couldn’t you just call him Fong or Asain? Rob No, no I can’t INT-TRUCK-DAY Fong is driving the truck, the skyline of the city appears in the distance. As he drives down the freeway a sign for a Pan Asian restaurant is coming up at the next rest stop. He remembers that the last box was destroyed on the face of the police officer so he takes the exit. As he pulls up he counts the amount of cars and people that he can see. He seems to be making a plan of some sorts but this process is broken up by his phone ringing. He looks to see that Rob is calling. He sighs and clears his voice as he gets his Asian voice ready Fong @tfong The thong is in the butt Fong answers the call Fong Yellow Rob You Asianic asshole. Where are you? You better not be getting more noodles. Get your ass here or there will be hell to pay Fong Toupee? Rob No… not toupee, Hell toupee makes no sense. God learn some fucking English. Fong Me no around me in skirt out Rob Skirt out? What the fuck are you trying to say? Outskirts? Fong Mayhaps Rob OH MY GOD… KILL ME NOW! WHY DID WE HIRE A DUMB SLANTED EYED FUCK? Fong Cause me cool and good with noodles? Rob JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE Rob hangs up the phone, Fong then gets out of the truck EXT-HELIPAD-DAY Buck is now sitting on the ground leaning against the cruiser. Eagin is on the phone with a superior Eagin I got one, I have him arrested. I think the trial should just be him being let loose in New York and let the people kill him Buck A little harsh don’t you think? All I did was steal a kid’s bike Eagin Shut up Eagin goes back to his phone call as a black SUV arrives on scene. EXT-PARKING LOT-DAY Fong is putting boxes of cooked noodles into the passenger seat as another man seems to be install a portable noodle cooker in the middle console area. As the man finishes installing it, Fong inspects it he knocks out the man and then proceed around the back of the truck. Where we see a string of noodles that are tied together leading towards the restaurant. Fong smiles as he looks at the building seeing people tied up and squirming. As he looks at them he grabs a uncooked noodle and sharpens the end of it. As he is satisfied with the sharpness of the noodle he throws it towards the building and almost in the same motion lights and drops a match on the string of noodles. The noodles are drenched in gas so the fire speeds off towards the building. The sharpened noodled goes right through the window leaving a small hole and goes through the head of a hostage. Fong calmly walks to the passenger side of the truck and shoots the person in the head before climbing through the broken window and driving off. As he gets back on the highway a huge explosion at the gas station can be heard and seen. We now see uncooked noodle boxes that are rigged in such a way that they explode out and sharpened noodles shoot at the hostages killing them before the explosion can. EXT-HELIPAD-DAY Buck looks at the black SUV expecting someone step out of it that will save the day but each passing moment makes him wonder who is in the black SUV. Eagin smacks him in the side of the head before picking him off the ground Eagin Time to go to the big house you terrorist scum Buck I’m not a terrorist Eagin speaks fast Eagin Terrorist Pig says what? Buck What? Eagin Exactly! Oink Oink Oink all the way to the big house Eagin shoves Buck towards the back of the cruiser. He then opens the back door and shoves Buck into it without telling him to watch his head. As he slams the door of the cruiser Frank gets out of the SUV and walks to Eagin Frank @Frank Let him go Eagin looks around Eagin Says who? Frank fumbles and drops his wallet that has his badge in it. Frank Re-do, Re-do! That was supposed to look cool. Frank picks it up off the ground and flashes it at Eagin. Frank Oh yeah! That’s how it’s done! He says with satisfaction on his face Eagin Maybe let me see it so I know it’s not bullshit Frank hands it over to Eagin who inspects it closely before he hands it back to Frank Eagin Why am I letting the Terrorist go? I thought we don’t negotiate with Terrorists Frank We don’t and he is an agent. A dumb one but still an agent who was on the tail of a terrorist who killed an agent and mail worker at ATU Eagin sighs and opens the door and grabs Buck out of the car. As he un-cuffs him Buck smiles and nods Buck That’s right Eagin hits Buck in the kidney sending him to the ground Eagin Sorry I slipped Buck stands back up in pain and looks at Frank Buck What took so long to get out of the SUV? Frank Added suspense, wanted to make you squirm Buck All you did was waste time. That fuck head terrorist got in a helicopter and left because of this moron in blue and his band of old fucks Frank Don’t worry Buck Don’t worry? Don’t worry? Oh… okay. Not like there is a terrorist threat to the city… OH WAIT! THERE IS A TERRORIST THREAT! Frank Calm down bud, we can David @Knight and Phil @Phil back at HQ on coms and they will find and track that scum Buck Great we have frick and frack on coms… Buck puts the earpiece in his ear David I resent that Buck Fuck you Phil Hey that’s my brother you are talking to Buck Oh I’m sorry… FUCK YOU TO! Now the fucks are even Phil Good with me David And me Buck Shut up the both of you. Update me on the latest Phil Well that dude that came in here and killed Mail Dude… oh god he’s dead, no longer will we get the mail from him Buck He mailed a bomb to the office… David To be honest he didn’t “mail” it. Why would he mail it when he could bring it in? Buck Shut up! Phil audibly sounds like he is sobbing Phil Anyways. His real name is Ken Dickson. He is a known terrorist sympathiser. He is believed to be the mastermind behind the attack on ATU and whatever is about to happen. Buck He’s not the mastermind Phil How do you know that? Buck If he was then he would send some shithead lackey to clean up the mess at ATU Phil That makes sense David Anyways… guys a helicopter that took off in your area is just landing at Madison Square Garden. Might want to check it out Buck Ok I will go and look Frank Correction me and you will Buck I work alone since Fre died Frank I think we need to work together Buck Why? David Some Asian dude is killing everything in sight and seems to be headed downtown. If they really are at the garden we need all the men we can get Phil Men? That’s a bit sexist David True bro, gotta be politically correct Phil Indubitably! David Correction, we need all the person… no, people power we can get Phil I think person sounds better unless you like human David Human power it is Phil Agreed Buck SHUT THE FUCK UP! Are we taking the SUV? Do you satellite surveillance and all that shit? David Sure we do, we just need to get the system back online. So till then send up a selfie or pic of your updated position Buck I will not David Okay… party pooper. Just stay on com then Buck heads to the SUV Buck I’m driving Frank starts heading to the SUV but Eagin runs after them Eagin Can I come? Frank looks at him Frank Got bullets in your gun? Eagin Yes Frank Hop in, shit may get harry EXT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY Rob. Alec @ADwyer87 and Angelo @Molholt are standing in the parking lot of Madison Square Garden as Ken gets off the helicopter and walks to them Rob The Asian fuck should be here soon Ken Good, I need to be home for dinner or the ball and chain will kill me Rob I will kill you if you act stupid Ken Well that’s not nice Alec Yeah, he’s a bit angry right now Rob A bit? We are hours behind and the Asian moron keeps stopping for noodles Alec Eh, it’s life. Not like we have somewhere to be Rob …I have the worst… AND I MEAN WORST TERRORIST ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD… no too small in the universe! Alec WOW! Universe? You really think there are alien terrorists? Angelo That would be cool Rob Shut up A truck pulls into the parking lot at full speed. Fong pops the E-brake at the last second and as the back end swings around it smashes into the helicopter and breaking off its tail. Rob OH MY FUCKING GOD! ASIANS CANNOT DRIVE! Fong dives out of the door then rolls onto his feet Fong Fong delivery service at your service Rob looks at the bullet hole riddled truck Rob Could you fit anymore bullet holes on the truck? It’s a fucking rental you know Fong Rental? Who has a rental for a terrorist attack? Rob I do, and I can kiss my deposit goodbye thanks to you INT-SUV-DAY Buck is driving the SUV towards downtown in total silence Eagin We need driving music Eagin reaches forward from the back seat but Buck smacks his hand away Buck Fuck that, I need silence Frank turns on the radio and puts it to satellite radio station 90’s pop. Frank I need to get pumped up David Me to Phil I third that motion Eagin Fourth Buck I am surrounded by idiots Frank realizes that mmmbop is on the radio so he turns it on full blast. Frank THAT’S MY JAM! Frank, Eagin, David and Phil begin to sing Frank Mmmbop, ba duba dop Eagin Ba du dop, ba duba dop Phil Ba du bop, ba duba dop David Ba du, yeah Buck drives off towards downtown with an annoyed look on his face as everyone sings. EXT-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN-DAY Rob is looking at something in a crate he motions for something so Fong hands him a timer. Rob puts it into the device and tries to power it on. It turns on for a few seconds but the battery sign comes on red and then the whole thing powers down. Rob takes it out of the device and turns around with a look of displeasure Rob Which one of you idiots forgot to charge the timer? Fong Me Rob You are fucking Asian… which means you should know technological shit but yet you forget to charge the FUCKING TIMER? Fong I no know technology thingamabobs, I like noodle and classical music that’s it Alec taps Rob on the shoulder Alec We can charge it here, we only need a charge that last what two minutes? Rob looks at him annoyed Rob No you numbskull, I would like to get away and since the helicopter is fucked we need to drive so we need about thirty minutes Alec That shouldn’t take long, all we need is a… Alec looks at the timer Alec A USB cord and we are golden Rob We don’t have one Alec There should be one in the arena in one of the offices Rob HOW CAN YOU ASSUME? We cannot just assume such simple shit. We may have to go by one Alec Eh it’s not the end of the world The episode ends with Rob looking like he is about to kill someone Edited August 12, 2016 by KingRobbie Baozi 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32880-claimedthe-front-s01e07-hamster-wheel-reviewed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Baozi 1,658 Posted August 12, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 12, 2016 Hehehe I said "Mayhaps" BluObieZ 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32880-claimedthe-front-s01e07-hamster-wheel-reviewed/#findComment-366272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,899 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 I honestly don't know where you come up with these stories at. Seriously to be able to write this much for just one media spot a week is insane. Seems like Fong is made fun of too easy lol but why Madison Square Garden of all places? DollarAndADream 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32880-claimedthe-front-s01e07-hamster-wheel-reviewed/#findComment-367659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Claimed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32880-claimedthe-front-s01e07-hamster-wheel-reviewed/#findComment-370189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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