Which Player Do I Put These Points Towards? [Reviewed]

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Which Player Do I Put These Points Towards?

 

Back in action for the first time in months, agent frescoelmo was finally able to set aside time, put down the bottle, and provide a much-needed update on the agency.  Much to the surprise of the agency’s followers, it has been a tumultuous year that has seen both highs and lows.  From free agency fanfare to the agency claiming rights to a second client, being busy would be a vast understatement. 

Sean Blacker

The veteran forward set aside his differences with members in the league and decided that it was time to take a back seat to the league’s premier players.  Being said, he has flourished in his new title as a role player with the Davos Dynamo.  Much like Davos pacing the Cologne Express for top honors in Europe, Sean has followed a similar path in racking up points with some of his teammates.  ”It’s refreshing to play in a town where the expectations are set for the team, and not necessarily yourself,” Blacker explained to the media.  ”For the first time in my career, I can really focus on supplementing the guys around me in helping us achieve the ultimate goal…  a championship.”  Although he is no longer being depended on as much as a faceoff specialist like he was in Seattle, Blacker has definitely ramped up his offensive totals, going from 26 points to 38 with just a few games left.

 

Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion

The headliner of the “Project Player 2 – Opt In Thread” is back with A VENGENCE in goal for the Bern Royals, who are letting all the haters hate as they walk into the playoffs with a comfortable 20 point lead over Moscow.  Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion, who literally has not earned a single point (or “TPE”), has been a breath of fresh air for the VHLM leaders with a 10-1-0 record and a save percentage over 90.  Both the frescoelmo agency and Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion don’t believe that this will continue, so they will just enjoy it while it lasts.  It must be noted that while Bern’s handbook says she is from Canada, Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion is actually from Bethlehem!

 

Agency Update

The frescoelmo agency has been very busy over the past calendar year.  After determining that the west coast was not a suitable location for a premier agency, the group migrated to the center of the state in Chicago.  A significantly better fit, frescoelmo and the agency has really taken to the windy city and its surroundings.  ”Their food is amazing, the weather kind of sucks, but everyone likes sports here too.  Definitely a ‘faster’ city, if you get what I mean,” one agent discussed.  ”We recently opened up a training facility for our clients and it has flourished.  When the opportunity came to bring in another hockey player to represent, it was actually more difficult to select one person out of a large pool of entries.  In the northwest, I think it would have been the other way around.”  The agency is working towards preparing a third client for when Blacker decides to retire, which will likely happen in the next few seasons.  It will be a sad day.

Mini Frescoelmo Update

Because everyone loves their most active-inactive member, why wouldn’t I share personal life fun stuff with you?  Let’s see….  I’m in two softball leagues right now (2^nd place in both :/), re-built my kegerator and actually invested in some quality beer brewing equipment to start brewing larger quantities.  My first will likely be an Oktoberfest for next month.  I get to go to Cabo next month which should be fun.  And if you really want to know why I'm so inactive, it probably has something to do with work mostly running my life at the moment.  Until next time! 

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Review:

did you ever figure out which player to give points to? Make sure someone fixes that birthplace! I disapprove of your agency location choice, smh. Where's Cabo? Also next time I come over can I have a brewski?

 

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Cabo is on the baja peninsula in mexico...  should be a good time (all-inclusive resort)