The Dream Has Become Reality!

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The recent signing of Motherfucker Sharpe today wasn't just an interesting signing through unorthodox methods that helped give Saskatoon another piece to the championship puzzle, and almost resulted in me having a massive heart attack, but it also marked a monumental achievement in Saskatoon Wild history: the team now has a full, 20 player roster.

 

The team is far from average, evenly split with 9 forwards and 9 defensemen. Their forward core  is very evenly spread out. All of Saskatoon's top 6 are pretty evenly matched. On the other hand, the team's defense relies heavily on Izidors Balders and Fabio Jokinen, their top two defensemen. In net Rhett DeGrath is putting up a legendary season.

 

outside if these top players, who does Saskatoon have? Their third line of forwards is an interesting combo of SkateFast McChunky, a 5 foot 400 pound monstrosity, Crash McClanahan, a player spending too much time rolling doobies instead of practicing hockey, and of course Motherfucker Sharpe himself. The defense is loaded with wayward vets and intriguing youngsters. Kopralkov came over in a trade and is tied to Sasky via his brother Ilya. The Syndergaard brothers have started to make big noise for the Wild after making waves through the league by signing with them. Xander Finn is yet to play a game but is already one of the highest regarded VHLM rookies in the league. Last but not least there is Roman Sokolov, who wanted to play for the Wild so badly that he actually reached out to the GM! In net, mist4ke should learn the ropes behind McGrath.

 

-For Podarok

Edited October 27, 2016 by ADwyer87

[Da Trifecta 1,899]

Sharpe on 3rd line? What a waste @JardyB10. Instead of first line with me,

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look at us go

[jRuutu 2,464]

 That deep roster is going to do damage in the playoffs!