Claimed: New Mag Segment

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Well it seems that after the draft concludes I will be heading back to the magazine. I am going to be coming with a vengeance at everyone's neck so you might want to watch out. I will be looking to expose players weekly and to make a mockery out of every single one of you. There is no one who will ever be safe from this. If you manage to make a fool out of yourself, you will be put on blast for the entire league to know it. Of course I will even be calling out my own player if he manages to make himself look bad too. Like I said there is no one safe from this which includes myself as well. So without further ado, I will be giving you things that I will be looking to point out and will expose you for.

 

Goalies will be judged harshly on if they have a bad game. If you are on a competing team, (we know there are very few of them as well), then you will definitely be put on blast. I will make sure that you feel it deep within you that you will want to make yourself better. I mean let's face it, who wants to ridiculed right? I know for one that it's not something to be taken lightly. So take this and make sure you better grasp what is going on.

 

Forwards, I mean let's face it not much to really say. I will call you out if you are completely suspect during the game. If you can't get a single assist or even goal in the game, you deserve to be called out. If you manage to step inside the face-off circle and lose to your opponent, well you will be called out for it. You think just because you are on a rebuilding team you are safe? Like I said, I will be taking no prisoners and you will be done for.

 

Defenders, when it comes to blocked shots, you should be getting these. When it comes to penalty minutes, let's see you cut down on these. If you ain't managing points either, well you will be also called in as well. Let's face it, you managing to have to let your goalie face a lot of shots should not happen. Step your damn game up. I will be calling each and everyone of you out again for this. So honestly please don't slouch or it will be exposed.

 

General Managers, do not think you are exempt from this list either. If you manage to put together a solid team and they under-perform, let's face it, you are being called out. There should not be a reason for you to be doing so trash. Seriously get your shit together and do something right. For you rebuilding GM's, if you manage to make horrible trades, well you will be the number one victim of my wraith. I will bring down the hammer hard as shit on you as well for that. So keep an eye out for my new series coming to the mag titled, You Have Been Exposed!

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@STZ you wanted fire, here it will be coming.