Oslo - Wanted: Goaltender

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OSLO, NORWAY - Do you have what it takes? The Oslo Storm of the Victory Hockey League Minors are currently searching for a starting goaltender for Season 57. While the team currently sits in 1st place in the league, goaltending is a bit of a sore spot for the team, as their starting currently has the worst save percentage.

 

Seeking: Any individual with a modicum of goaltending ability. While this is an entry-level goaltending position, don't be surprised if we also request you to perform additional duties that may or may not be related at all to the position you were hired for. 

 

Qualifications: Preferred candidates will have 5+ years of prior experience for this entry-level position. Must be a team player. Progress towards some certification that would actually make you over-qualified for this position preferred but not required.

 

Compensation: We're going to leave this blank in regards to any salary number, but we both know this is going to be below market value. Good benefits though!

 

Travel: >50%

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Big paragraph of text that makes this seem like an office job, but when you get out to the interview, you discover it's either door to door or an MLM.

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@Bushito made a player just to help Oslo with goaltending..... o wait lul