Doomsday 4,120 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Creative Problem Solving With the HC Dynamo DAVOS - Today, we will examine a real puzzler of a question and then ask several members of the Davos HC Dynamo, a professional hockey team in the Victory Hockey League. Let's not waste any time. Question: There is a wall between you and a particularly delicious sandwich. How do you remedy this situation? Davey Jones: Hire some guys to take the wall apart, then sell the bricks for more than I paid the workers. Afterwards, I enjoy the sandwich with more money than I originally had. Odin Tordahl: Offering the great gift of female bosoms to Thor, the God of Thunder, I laugh as the wall is smitten by the warriors of Valhalla. We then enjoy the sandwich together, as I wasn't really that hungry in the first place. Thomas Landry: Simple. Drive an M-1 Abrams tank through the wall, collect the sandwich, then go wherever I please to consume it. Sergey Brovalenko: Graffiti the wall with so many grammatical errors until it collapses out of shame. Free sandwich! Matt Bentley: I'd demand that the wall bend to my will and give me the sandwich until it gave in. Shane Baker: Ask politely, but be firm. When it stops taking you seriously, grab the sandwich and leg it! Lennox Moher: I would just open the door and take it. Jethro Novacek is a writer for the MSFL TImes, who doesn't place sandwiches behind walls. He enjoys eating said sandwiches, posing bizarre questions to children and laughing at the Denver Broncos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 HAHAHAHA OH MINE WAS TOO FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,662 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I am offended. I have absolutely no idea why you guys think I am obsessed with boobs! It's not as if I dedicate long hours of my time here in the VHL with them or anything. I try to contribute in various ways all over the place and to think it's all I do is very upsetting. What is wrong with you? Anyway, I have important work to be doing and cannot waste any more time in this thread. Yours sincerely, Boom Victor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,845 Posted February 5, 2014 Admin Share Posted February 5, 2014 Unbelievably accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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