Last ever player press conference

[BluObieZ 1,125]

Welcome to my press conference. As you all know by now I Robbie Zimmers will be only having one more player in this league before calling it quits. I mean I can call it quits right now and not look back on it. But I rather step away from this thing we call a league after one last forward. With one last free agency fuckery. With a couple last cups because I decided to hop around from contender to contender. SWC3 was the last player I truly had fun with and I want to get back to that. Sure Ko Kane is a great player but I am not really having fun with him. No backstory, nothing driving him forward. Forward is the key word here. I need my last guy to be forward. Hell the league needs it. A fuckery of a player is how I Entered the league all the way back in season two and that’s how I shall leave.

 

It’s been a wild ride. In the early years I tried many crazy things. I tried to organize a lockout where players wouldn’t accept contracts until changes were made, I have been suspended probably more times than anyone here, first ever and I think only ever in game suspension, moving the team in Hamilton to NY where it has become the leagues premiere team, Offering to buy a VHL team for real money, offering to buy the league for real money so I can turn it into something bigger, the whole short bus thing, Las Vegas Aces… fuck that was truly maybe the most fun I had in this league… GIVE THEM BACK! , Guido Swartz best player name, Xavier Martinez Free agency that kept the league on its toes, SWC3 just fucking around getting a ton of cups. God the fucking list goes on.

 

But that is the past, this is about the future. The future of my agency which has one player left in the tank. This player will truly be my best ever. The most sought after player of mine. If you think Martinez and SWC3 had people wanting them, wait till you see this guy.

 

What I plan to do with him:

I want to release his Bio and Rookie profile like RIGHT NOW! It builds the hype. NO! I will only claim them when Ko Kane retires after completing his full 8 seasons.

 

I also want to start posting PT’s that once again will start claiming weekly once I create him. More work now means less work in the future.

 

Each week there will be a vhl.com article building even more hype around him. An article that will only be claimed weekly after his creation.

 

Ram him down your throat that by draft time you will be sick of him. Sure you can pass on him till the 2^nd round (will be over 200TPE at draft) but that will just make him more of a steal

 

What you need to know now:

 

Teams he is willing to play for:

NY

 

 

 

Davos

 

 

Helsinki

Quebec

Las Vegas Aces

 

In that order. I want him to play in NY, maybe even finish his career in NY.

Team’s he is Meh about but would play for in a pinch

Riga

Seattle

Toronto

Rest of VHLM

 

WILL NEVER PLAY FOR but dare you to try

Calgary

 

That’s pretty much all I will release about what I plan on doing with him as of right now. So that brings me to who he is.

 

Orion Slade

Position: C

Height: 6’6”

Weight: 225lbs

Nationality: Australian/American

 

Questions?

Edited May 27, 2018 by BluObieZ

[Fire Tortorella 2,653]

1.) Do you envision Ko Kane playing his full 8 seasons?

2.) What is your favorite VHL memory?

3.) Have you ever been involved in any leagues besides the VHL? If not, why?

4.) What type of player do you envision Slade being?

5.) If you had the power to make one change to the VHL, what would it be and why?

 

6.) Did you watch the Royal Wedding?

 

@BluObieZ

[BluObieZ 1,125]

54 minutes ago, Fire Hakstol said:

1.) Do you envision Ko Kane playing his full 8 seasons?

2.) What is your favorite VHL memory?

3.) Have you ever been involved in any leagues besides the VHL? If not, why?

4.) What type of player do you envision Slade being?

5.) If you had the power to make one change to the VHL, what would it be and why?

 

6.) Did you watch the Royal Wedding?

 

@BluObieZ

1) um didn't I say I'm going 8 seasons in this? I think I did

2)Hard to say. Ask me when it's all said and done

3) tried SHL or some shit. It sucked.

4) sniper 

5) fire Bushito. He sucks.

 

6) fuck no

[Fire Tortorella 2,653]

You may have said the 8 seasons thing...I read this shortly after it was posted and just did the questions today.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

8 minutes ago, Fire Hakstol said:

You may have said the 8 seasons thing...I read this shortly after it was posted and just did the questions today.

Eh.  My answer still stands.  If I said it or not.  I regret nothing

[Tyler 885]

1. How much of the GMing with Hamilton was you just trolling and how much was real? I know you've answered it before but can't hurt to touch on it again.

 

 

[BluObieZ 1,125]

19 minutes ago, Tyler said:

1. How much of the GMing with Hamilton was you just trolling and how much was real? I know you've answered it before but can't hurt to touch on it again.

 

 

100% troll job. Okay maybe 99% 1% for caring enough to move the team to a good city. NY can thank me now for not being in Hamilton

[Tyler 885]

18 minutes ago, BluObieZ said:

100% troll job. Okay maybe 99% 1% for caring enough to move the team to a good city. NY can thank me now for not being in Hamilton

 

I think we're the only two of the short bus left. 

[BluObieZ 1,125]

45 minutes ago, Tyler said:

 

I think we're the only two of the short bus left. 

In roughly 12 seasons it will just be you 

[Tyler 885]

43 minutes ago, BluObieZ said:

In roughly 12 seasons it will just be you 

 

I doubt you'll ever leave at this point. May as well keep going with the welfare rules.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

27 minutes ago, Tyler said:

 

I doubt you'll ever leave at this point. May as well keep going with the welfare rules.

Nope I'm gone in 12

[Quik 4,113]

1. Would you follow me to Calgary if it came to it?

2. Why are you such a lovable cunt?

3. How much are you revelling in Seattle being down 3-1 right now?

[BluObieZ 1,125]

1 hour ago, Quik said:

1. Would you follow me to Calgary if it came to it?

2. Why are you such a lovable cunt?

3. How much are you revelling in Seattle being down 3-1 right now?

1. Nope. No chance. Don't take it personally I wouldn't even follow @TheLastOlympian07 to the shit hole that is Calgary. Unless there is a change in GM that is.

 

2. People love to hate me. Love to hate is still love. Sometimes people get that mixed up. I wouldn't say cunt I'd say ass. I'd start a fight at a drop of a hat. My fights are entertaining. I'm a entertaining motherfucker.

 

3. Haven't been following the playoffs at all after Davos lost. But I love hearing it.