Orion Slade Bio [1/2]

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Note: This will be claimed in 4 seasons when I create him. @Beketov said I can post these and claim them later. 

Name: Orion Slade

Position: Center

Age: 14 (18 at draft)

Nation of Birth: Australia

Nationality: American (plays for Team USA)

Draft Year: Unkown so far

Height: 6’6”

Weight: 225lbs

 

Myth/Birth

Orion’s birth is a thing of legend. No seriously actual myth and legend. Some people say that he came from space and landed in Alice Springs Australia. Where exactly did he come from? Well these people say that Orion came from Planet 9. The planet that you no one can find. Why? Because apparently they have a force field around the planet making it invisible. Planet 9 is apparently the true home to his father Poseidon and mother Euryale. Planet 9 is said to be a water world. Now if you think about it, you are a god. You live on a water world you can freeze that water and play hockey. Hypothetically speaking that is. This is if that whole myth is true.

Other theories are that Orion was born during the Egyptian Empire and has taken on many different forms. Forms of Ramesses II, Caesar, Alexander the Great, Christopher Columbus, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Patton. Within between years of him just living everyday life as people that are lesser known in history. Is Orion the next great name in history? Does he know what buried at Oak Island? If he does maybe he should tell those guys on that show.

But the theory we will go with right now is that Orion was born to Gina and Todd Slade in Alice Springs Australia. Now this childhood was an odd one because he lived in a shitty drug infested town of Alice Springs. Let me tell you there was not much to do in Alice Springs other than cause mischief. That he did. He got in trouble in school and with the law. So much so that Mr. Slade told his family that they will be moving back to his home country of USA.

So they moved to Las Vegas. What exactly Mr. Slade was thinking moving his demon of a son to Vegas is the cause for another story. Once Orion arrived in Vegas he got a lot worse. Since he was not allowed in casinos he started his own underground casino chain. Which quickly earned him a large fortune. When the FBI found out about the racket he was running they came to shut it down. When in court the judge and opposing council were said to be freaked out by young Orion. Something about an odd energy coming off him. He was let go because they could not make charges stick. But some believe it was they feared him. How grown ass men can fear an eight year old, I will never know.

 

Hockey

But this was the final straw from Mr. Slade he sent his self-made millionaire son to military school hoping that this will change his son. Well… it didn’t. If the rumors were true that he was all these historically great leaders he sure showed it off at the school. He made other kids scared. People followed him out of sheer fucking fear. Teachers and drill sergeants didn’t want to cross him. Till one day Orion discovered hockey. A sport that he can act the way he wanted and make people fear him all across the game. Not pshyically, oh no. He really must have lived all those lives because he adapted the mentality “the best defense is a strong offense.”

 

How strong? Well let’s put it this way. The kid was a natural hockey player. How natural? He scored 8 goals. He went on to score 44 that season in just 22 games. He added 23 helpers. He arrived in the hockey world and people just couldn’t believe what they were seeing. Not even his coaches could believe it.

 

The next year his father seeing the potential in his son sent him to Canada to learn the fundamentals of hockey. Well Orion did not learn much in Canada. Why? Because he didn’t give a rats ass about learning about it. He did not want to know how to be a good sport. He would constantly laugh at players who were hurt. He would agitate the opposing teams by skating by their benches laughing and telling them all that they suck. Think Sean Avery but a million times better and annoying. Kids wanted to slash his head off. So much so that one game a kid named Joey Fisher slashed Orion in the back of the neck. Orion spun around after not even moving from the slash. All Orion had to do is stare Joey in the eyes for a mere moment. That was all, Joey never played a game of hockey ever again. When asked what was said during that altercation all he could say was “Nothing, I don’t know what you speak of” almost out of fear that Orion would return.

 

Future

Now that Orion is older his goal totals and overall point totals are just staggering. Since the age of 8 he has scored over 400 goals and 700 points. That’s 6 years guys. That’s over 100 points per year of hockey. It is said that his team mates if they receive a pass from him would instantly pass it back. Almost like they are scared they will fuck it up and not score so they give it back to Orion. No one really knows where this will go. But as of right now Orion is the top rated prospect going into the OHL draft. Teams are said to be interested in his rare talent but are scared by the attitude he brings. They are also worried how the other players on the team would react to playing with him. But that fear is offset by the fear they would have playing him.

 

In Closing

To close this out I would like to point out that Orion is the hunter. He is feared because of his great aim. He has the power to walk on water because of his father Poseidon. Think about it, walking on water. Skating is gliding on frozen water.  If any of these things are true, the hockey world might be in for something they have never ever witnessed. You should be scared. Very scared. If I was a goalie I would most likely making a position change. Or at least faking an injury when my team plays his.  This kid does not fuck around.

 

 

 

Edited June 5, 2018 by BluObieZ

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Review:

Meets the word count, so you got that going for ya.

Damn, them be some giant pictures.

You can definitely write a hilarious story, that's for sure. Great Bio!